When I'm sittin' on a toilet in a house that I don't know
Lookin' all around me where'd the toilet paper go
Feelin' real uneasy, feelin' real uncertain
Cause I gotta wipe my b___ again with a shower curtain

It's those little things those itty bitty things
It's those little things like that that p___ me off

When I pick on a woman and I take her home to bed
She takes her clothes off and she starts to....
I ask her name was she told me in was Venus
Well I reach down between her legs...

It's those little things those itty bitty things
That woman had a big thing it ain't no little thing it p___ed me off

Last night I went out drinking,
in my ole Daddys Lincoln,
I hit a tree and I killed a friend,
I start to scream and hollar
Cause he owed me Twenty dollars,
and I know Ill never say it again,

It's those little things those itty bitty things

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