Postmen Cocktales Lyrics

Now listen do you remember that night at carnival
You went to mix the song crisis at studio Fendal (yeah)
Me and sonny went to a party that night
My ex was working on my nerves but
Still s___ was all right
Cause it was hot mad steaming and b____es were feenin\'
I had to take somebody with me at that Saturday
Evening so I ordered a drink and I found my prey
I said hey do you mind she said nah I said okay
But hmm where do you live and how do you f___
I thought maybe she got h____ with a little bit of luck
She said nah I\'m not like that see I\'m a model
By the time we got home that b____ was chewing on my milkbottle
b____ you was slick when it came to my d___
Hey yo miss remember this fat b____ I used to stick
All starstrucked bobbies bucked
She liked it thick
Ate my s___ del rio style but she was counterfeit
Hot lips around my collar went in deep like the abyss
What\'s her name? Danielle cheesy like mozzarella
E- life the fly fella fell in a trap
Upset set up with a friend who went the extra lap
You is gonna bleed claiming my seed claiming my breed
It\'s gonna be a mess because you thought you could posses
You mindless I\'m priceless
Curse the day you run into me god bless
I caught her nibbling on her pinky
Blinking with her spermy eyes
Asking me the time knowing d___ was on her mind
She was the type to act shy
So I replied with a smile
Caught her glancing at my frame to see if I was her style
Then with a smile she said:
Ain\'t you the one that be blowin up spots
Looking like that singing n____ that be playing on the box
Knowing she knew already
Don\'t get me wrong I ain\'t the type to give it up
Leaving my reaction like what up
Playing hard to get sweat from my b____
See I got d___ for days for all of y\'all
Acting like she don\'t want it
But she kept on responding
Flaunting Jane in my direction now I\'m on it
Mrs. Jungle boogie c___teaser sucking blankets
Through my stomach breather
Ya see these hoes I play\'em simple no p____ or riddles
I let their cat sizzle and I give\'em finger middle
Now play my d___ jingle I\'m almost busting pimples
I turn big to little genetials cripple
Let go in and out flow then I increase the tempo
Call my gunz (what up kid)
Hey yo let\'s double Dutch this
Love is misfit different day different mistress
Got to maintain a million names on my hitlist
Still some chicks are tricks try to pass me the itch
But I don\'t sweat it at six I\'m probably banging their sis
Treat her like s___ when it\'s over with she is quickly dismissed
My match was drastic I had fun while it lasted
Well I\'m the illest sperm donor had s__ with Monica
Monifah they posed two hoes in front of the camera
Maintain the stamina boil your body temperature
Heated the big but I beat it
Hard caliber large start pushing
My ragga push made a touché p____ soufflé
Never had a bad day
Proceed when having headaches f___ed rhonda in a red Honda
My d___ found his way into the bush like an Anaconda
Ragamuffin bust it me don\'t care about them fashion
She a beauty in the evening a broken gal in the morning
Bedroom a__assinator mad lady loving multiple husband
Laughing at kids who don\'t know it\'s their lady I\'m f___ing