Guys & Dolls Fugue For Tinhorns Lyrics

I got the horse right here, the name is Paul Revere
And here's a guy that says if the weather's clear
Can do, can do, this guy says the horse can do
If he says the horse can do, can do, can do
Can do, can do, this guy says the horse can do
If he says the horse can do, can do, can do

I'm pickin' Valentine, 'cause on the morning line
A guy has got him figured at five to nine
Has chance, has chance, this guy says the horse has chance
If he says the horse has chance, has chance, has chance
Has chance, has chance, this guy says the horse has chance
If he says the horse has chance, has chance, has chance

But look at Epitaph, he wins it by a half
According to this here in the Telegraph
"Big Threat", "Big Threat", this guy calls the horse "Big Threat"
If he calls the horse "Big Threat", big threat, big threat
"Big Threat", "Big Threat", this guy calls the horse "Big Threat"
If he calls the horse "Big Threat", big threat, big threat

For Paul Revere I'll bite, I hear his foot's all right
Of course, it all depends if it rained last night
Likes mud, likes mud, this X means the horse likes mud
If that means the horse likes mud, likes mud, likes mud
Likes mud, likes mud, this X means the horse likes mud
If that means the horse likes mud, likes mud, likes mud

I know it's Valentine, the morning work looks fine
Besides, the jockey's brother's a friend of mine
Needs race, needs race, this guy says the horse needs race
If he says the horse needs race, needs race, needs race
Needs race, needs race, this guy says the horse needs race
If he says the horse needs race, needs race, needs race

And just a minute, boys, I've got the feed box noise
It says the great-grandfather was Equipoise
Shows class, shows class, this guy says the horse shows class
If he says the horse shows class, shows class, shows class
Shows class, shows class, this guy says the horse shows class
If he says the horse shows class, shows class, shows class

I tell you Paul Revere, now, this is no b__ steer
It's from a handicapper that's real sincere
Can do, can do, this guy says the horse can do
If he says the horse can do, can do, can do
Can do, can do, this guy says the horse can do
If he says the horse can do, can do, can do

I go for Valentine, 'cause on the morning line
The guy has got him figured at five to nine
Has chance, has chance, this guy says the horse has chance

So make it Epitaph, he wins it by a half
According to this here in the Telegraph

Epitaph
Valentine
Paul Revere
I got the horse right here

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