I'm gettin kinda tired of this
prepublication media blitz
they've got all of muggle kind under their spell

don't they know the whole world's already gone
and reserved a copy from amazon
how many more books could you sell?
Just give me that book or go to hell.

{chorus}
Cause I need ... Harry Potter
Like a grindylow needs water
as Saturday approaches my need grows

Accio Deathly Hallows
Incendio Book Sales Embargoes
It'll feel like phoenix tears on a broken nose
Accio deathly hallows
Accio deathly hallows

I'm getting kinda petrified
What would Ron do if Hermione died
Or if Voldemort killed Hedwig just for yucks

I have no confidence
in theories about the half blood prince
And what if Harry's brain is a horcrux
Holy c___ that would frikkin suck.

{chorus}

{bridge}
Whatever's up the sleve of JK Rowling
I bet it has to do with snape unbreakably vowing
to protect that pureblood pus face Malfoy

But in the end I don't think it's gonna matter
if Snape's good, or if he's bad
because the weight of the world rests on our boy.
Yeah the weight of the world rests on our boy

{chorus}

But mostly I'm just feelin' sad
I know this could end real bad but
I wish it didn't have to end at all
Yeah I wish it didn't have to end at all

Cause I couldn't care more about Harry Potter
If Hogwarts was my Alma Mater....

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