Grand Theft Auto: Vice City VROCK Lyrics

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Male VRock Radio Voice: If you can't wear a spandex jumpsuit, what can
you do? This is V Rock!
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Twisted Sister - I Wanna Rock
(Written by Dee Snider)
Twisted Sister appear courtesy of Atlantic Recording Corp.

I wanna rock! (Rock)
I wanna rock! (Rock)
I want to rock (Rock)
I wanna rock! (Rock)

Turn it down you say,
Well all I got to say to you is time, time again I say, "No!"
No! No, No, No, No, No!
Tell me not to play
Well, all I got to say to you when you tell me not to play,
I say, "No!"
No! No, No, No, No, No!
So, if you ask me why I like the way I play it
There's only one thing I can say to you

I wanna rock! (Rock)
I wanna rock! (Rock)
I want to rock (Rock)
I wanna rock! (Rock)

There's a feelin' that
I get from nothin' else and there ain't nothin' in the world
That makes me go!
Go! Go, go, go, go, go!
Turn the power up
I've waited for so long so I could hear my favorite song so,
Let's go!
Go! Go, go, go, go, go!
When it's like this I feel the music shootin' through me
There's nothin' else that I would rather do

I wanna rock! (Rock)
I wanna rock! (Rock)
I want to rock (Rock)
I wanna rock! (Rock)

I wanna rock! (Rock)
Rock (Rock)
Rock (Rock)
I wanna rock! (Rock)
Rock (Rock)
Rock (Rock)
I want to rock (Rock)
Rock (Rock)
Rock (Rock)
I wanna rock! (Rock)
Rock (Rock)
Rock (Rock)
I wanna rock!

I wanna rock! (Rock)
I wanna rock! (Rock)
I want to rock (Rock)
I wanna rock! (Rock)

I wanna rock! (Rock)
Rock (Rock)
Rock (Rock)
I wanna rock! (Rock)
Rock (Rock)
Rock (Rock)
I want to rock (Rock)
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H. Lazlow II - What you get on V Rock - Rock and Roll and Lazlow

Male VRock Radio Voice: The 100% official home of rebellion! V Rock!

Lazlow: Alright we got some more rock lined up for ya. But wait! One
moment! I...I think you rather listen to me talk for a while first.
That's what you get on V Rock, rock and roll and me. I'm not sure which
I prefer...

(song starts up)

Here's the Crue.
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Motley Crue - Too Youn to Fall in Love
(Written by Nikki Sixx)
Motley Crue appear courtesy of Leftbank Records doing business as Beyond
Music

You say our love
Is like dynamite
Open your eyes
it's like fire and ice
Well you're killing me
Your love's a guillotine
Why don't you just set me free

Too Young To Fall in Love (Oh I'm too young)
Too Young To Fall in Love (Oh I'm too young)
Too Young To Fall in Love (Too young to fall in love)

(Oh I'm too young)
Too Young To Fall in Love (Oh I'm too young)
Too Young To Fall in Love (Oh I'm too young)
Too Young To Fall in Love (Too young to fall in love)

Run for the hills
We're both sinners and saints
Not a woman, but a w____
Oh I can taste the hate
Well now I'm killing you
Watch your face turning blue
Not yet a man
Just a punk in the street

Too Young To Fall in Love (Oh I'm too young)
Too Young To Fall in Love (Oh I'm too young)
Too Young To Fall in Love (to fall in love)

(Oh I'm too young)
Too Young To Fall in Love (Much too young)
Too Young To Fall in Love (Oh I'm too young)
Too Young To Fall in Love (Too young to fall in love)

You say our love
Is like dynamite
its no surprise
you've got one-way eyes
Well you're killing me
Your love's a guillotine
Not yet a man
Just a punk in the street

Too Young To Fall in Love (Oh I'm too young)
Too Young To Fall in Love (Oh I'm too young)
Too Young To Fall in Love (to fall in love)

(Oh I'm too young)
Too Young To Fall in Love (Much too young)
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J. Lazlow III - That One Rocks!

Lazlow: Thanks guys! That one rocks!
(the song is still going)

(Oh I'm too young)
Too Young To Fall in Love (Too young to fall in love) (fades out)

Lazlow: Here on V Rock the home of the vulture in Vice City. The Vulture
is our mascot, which we need because those idiots, the r_____s, the guys
that wear the suits in marketing think I can't carry this station on my
own. Well you're wrong! I hope I die before I get old! I'm sure I will
thanks to this life of excess I lead.

Male VRock Radio Voice: V Rock! For people who wear nametags to work.
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K. Commercial I - Be a Patriot!

Male Voice: What makes a real American? A cowboy hat? Enjoying a fine T-
bone steak? Going to a baseball game? Shooting a gun? Maybe it's the
freedom to go into a poor country and tell them how to do things?! Heh!
Those are all great qualities! But one thing that makes a true patriot
is the ability to choose an American car! When you buy an import you
take a hot meal off a hard working American's table. (Baby cries) There,
there! This poor girl is going to starve to death, just because you
bought a cheaper, more efficient Maibazu. Without gross symbols of
excess, what will Americans have to look up to? Our great industries is
a threaten! Cars, p___ography, armaments! And they need your help! So
the next time you buy a car, a piece of adult literature or a missile
defense system! Make sure you do the American thing!

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L. Commercial II - Love Fist concert!

Male VRock Radio Voice: Lock up your daughters! (Door is slammed then
locked) Shoot your sons!

Litte boy: Dad! (Gun fires)

Male VRock Radio Voice: Because Love Fist is coming to town! (Fist!
Fist! Fist till morning!) The world tour that has been ban through out
the world comes to Vice City. The monsters of rock and roll excess, Love
Fist! (The girls are going crazy cause we are getting lazy shooting love
fist fuel all around) Get ready for a night of death metal love ballads
that'll have you shoving your fist in the air! It's the steel hearts,
stone cold prostate tour! Brought to you by Giggle Cream, because
dessert should be funny! And the Maibazu Thunder, because after you get
struck by lighting (thunder) there's thunder! Come see the pounding rock
from the band that brought
you hits like "Shin Stainer", "Liver Buster" and "Dangerous Man Dead
Family". Come get love fisted! Love Fist at the Vice City arena! Brought
to you by V Rock!
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M. Lazlow IV - You're listening to V Rock!

Lazlow: Welcome back you're listening to V Rock. Let's get on with the
rock and roll! I'm Lazlow, Enjoy this one. It's really special.
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Quiet Riot - c__ On Feel the Noise
(Written by N. Holder, J. Lea)
Quiet Riot appear coutesy of Portrait/Epic Records

c__ on feel the noise
Girls rock your boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild,
Wild, wild, wild,

So you think I got an evil mind,
I'll tell you honey
I don't know why
I don't know why

So you think my singing's out of time,
It makes me money
I don't know why
I don't know why anymore
Oh no

So c__ on feel the noise
Girls rock your boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild,
Wild, wild, wild,
c__ on feel the noise
Girls rock your boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild,
Come on!!!

So you say I got a funny face,
I got no worries
And I don't know why
I don't know why

I'm a scruff bag well it's no disgrace,
I'm in no hurry
And I don't know why
I don't know why anymore
No, no, no

So c__ on feel the noise
Girls rock your boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild,
Wild, wild, wild,
c__ on feel the noise
Girls rock your boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild,
Wild, wild (Come on!)

Well you think we have a lazy time,
You should know better
I don't know why
I don't know why

So you say I got a dirty mind,
I'm a mean go getter
I don't know why
I don't know why anymore
Oh no

c__ on feel the noise
Girls rock your boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild,
Wild, wild, wild,

c__ on feel the noise
Girls rock your boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild,
Oooooh

c__ on, feel it
Girls rock your boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild, (We're gonna get wild)
Wild, wild, wild,
c__ on feel the noise (rock it tonight)
Girls rock your boys
We'll get wild,
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O. Lazlow V - The 100% official home of rebellion.

Male VRock Radio Voice: The home of rebellion and the Vulture (squawk)!
This is V Rock! Where rock and roll reign supreme! Where we'll peck your
eyes out!

Lazlow: This is the 100% official home of rebellion with me Lazlow. The
rebel rouser, hell raiser in chief! That's right! I'am the master of
darkness! That's why my name's Lazlow.

Male VRock Radio Vocie: It's Lazlow on V Rock! The home of all
rebellion! We'll be right back!
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Commercial III - Exploder: Evacuator Part 2

Narrator: He was a man of peace, living on a quiet farm in North Dakota.
Till one day all hell broke loose! (Gun shots are heard)

Soldier: Tim we need you!

Tim: I'm a man of peace, I'm done killing! I wanna raise a family!

Soldier: That's just it Tim! They got your family!

Tim: Nooooo!

Narrator: Jack Howitzer is Tim in Exploder! From the heart of America to
the jungles of Cambodia, follow one man's quest for peace.

Tim: Hoo Chi Fat is that you?

Hoo Chi: Tim I know you come! Just like old days we kill everybody!

Soldier (in helicopter): Tim they got your wife!

Tim: But I'm not married!

Soldier: You are now to America!

Narrator: He went in to save his country, but found his family and lost
a friend. (Gun shot)

Tim: Hoo Chi!

Hoo Chi: Tim don't leave me! You thought me baseball game and how to
laugh!

Tim: Nooo! He would have been a fine American. (sniff) I'll cry when I'm
done killin!

Narrator: Get your self a body bag, strap your self in, start making
friends... the American way! Exploder: Evacuator Part 2! Rated PG may
include patriotic garbage.
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Q. Lazlow VI - All the rock you want and some you don't!

Lazlow: Hey it's V Rock! All the rock you want and some you don't. I
know what the people want! Some m____-fatha V Rock!

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The Cult - She Sells Sanctuary
(Written by I. Ashbury, B. Duffy)
The Cult appear coutesy of Bears Banquet

Oh the heads that turn
Make my back burn
And those heads that turn
Make my back, make my back burn

The sparkle in your eyes
Keeps me alive
And the sparkle in your eyes
Keeps me alive, keeps me alive
The world and the world turns around
The world and the world ya hear
The world drags me down

Oh the heads that turn
Make my back burn
And those heads that turn
Make my back, make my back burn
Yeah

The fire in your eyes
Keeps me alive
And the fire in your eyes
Keeps me alive
I'm sure in her you'll find
The sanctuary
I'm sure in her you'll find
The sanctuary
And the world
The world turns around
And the world and the world
The world drags me down
And the world and the world and the world
The world drags me down
And the world and the world and the world and the world
The world drags me down

And the world
And the world turns around
And the world and the world
Yeah the world drags me down
And the world
Yeah the world turns around
And the world and the world
The world drags me down
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S. Lazlow VII - The home of rock and roll for 75 years! Featuring Cousin
Ed.

Jazz Torrent: This is Jezz Torrent from Love Fist. If you wanna take on
the chin, you'll remain listening to V Rock.

Lazlow: Vice City's home of rock and roll for 75 years. Let's go to the
V-line. Hello you're on V Rock.

Ed: Dude! You took my job alright! I got a major beef with you!

Lazlow: Who is this?

Ed: Ed! Maybe you remember me! Now I'm out driving a bus, standing on
unemployment lines getting yelled at by my wife because I don't make
enough money!

Lazlow: Look man! The station is taking another direction. It's heading
in like in a new direction, it happens to be a Lazlow direction.

Ed: No! It's not a new direction, it's a cheap direction! They're saving
money on you! You are cheap! Lazlow equals cheap!

Lazlow: Listen this is rock and roll man! It comes and it goes! It's
better to burn out than fade away!

Ed: So-you're calling me a burn out! Is that what you're saying?!

LAZLOW: Well I heard you applied for this job with a resume written on
rolling papers, come on!

Ed: Oh yea, and you sent yours in hand written calligraphy with a
bouquet of flowers... that's not rock and roll man! Rock and roll is a
life style! You got to live it, you got to know it! You don't know a
d___ thing about music! Twisted Sister "I Wanna Rock" I came up with
Their talking about me man! Turn up the radio, turn up Cousin Ed! What's
the mascot's name for Iron Maiden? Do you even know? Give me a clue!

Lazlow: Listen dude! First off, Cousin Ed is a really weak radio name!
What're you like a red neck?

Ed: Wha-What did you do? Let me ask you about high school! Did...Were you
in the high school band?

Lazlow: No!

Ed: You were in the band? Weren't you?

Lazlow: Yes!

Ed: Yea! While you were learning the Star Spangle Banner, I was in a
garage drummin to Def Leppard songs!

Lazlow: Ah listen... I know who the mascot for Iron Maiden is...

Ed: Who!?

Lazlow: It's a puppy!

Ed: No! His name is Eddy! Cousin Eddy, where do you think it came from?
Cousin Ed, Eddy, Iron Maiden! Put two and two together my friend!

Lazlow: (scoff) Listen that was old rock! This is new rock man! You got
to step aside!

Ed: New rock! I don't even use the playlist! You probably have a
playlist; I rolled mine into a big fatty and smoked it!

Lazlow: Listen! I'm a rock station DJ ok! Let's get some rock severed
up! This is V Rock!

Male VRock Radio Voice: V Rock!
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Ozzy Osbourne - Bark at the Moon
(Written by O. Osbourne)
Ozzy Osbourne appears courtesy of Epic Records

Screams break the silence
Waking from the dead of night
Vengeance is boiling
He's returned to kill the light
Then when he's found who he's looking for
Listen in awe and you'll hear him

Bark at the moon
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...

Years spent in torment (weird resonance effects)
Buried in a nameless grave
Now he has risen
Miracles would have to save
Those that the beast is looking for
Listen in awe and you'll hear him

Bark at the moon
Hey yeah, bark at the moon

They cursed and buried him along with shame
And thought his timeless soul had gone (gone)
In empty burning hell - unholy one
But he's returned to prove them wrong (so wrong)
Ooh, yeah baby

Howling in shadows
Living in a lunar spell
He finds his heaven
Spewing from the mouth of hell
Those that the beast is looking for
Listen in awe and you'll hear him

Bark at the moon
Hey yeah, bark at the moon
Hey yeah, bark at the moon
Oh, oh yeah, bark at the moon
Hooooooooowl!
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U. Lazlow VIII - Crash and Burn weekend.

Lazlow: Yea! Hey don't forget this weekend, all weekend long it's a
crash and burn weekend! w____ the Vulture is gonna be there handing out
sharp objects. It is gonna rock! We're gonna have to take a break right
now. But we'll be back in a few short seconds and maybe even give you an
opportunity to win a vulture T-shirt. Don't go away.
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V. Commercial IV - Maibatsu Thunder

(Car engine is turned on, revvin engine)
MALE VOICE: Nights of the road, here's your stallion! (Stallion noice)
The car for freedom! (Woman: Freedom!) The car for hot excitement!
(Woman: Excitement!) The car for a man who's alone against the elements!
(Woman: The Maibatzu Thunder)The pride is back! It's the power of a
compact! (Woman: It looks small but it's so big) Fuel injected! (Woman:
Inject me!) Maibazu Thunder! On the tall road of life, you have to pay
to prove you can! Live the emotion of an individual! (Thunder) The
awesome power of nature, distilled into one vehicle! (Wow) Because after
you get struck by lighting... (thunder) there's thunder! (Woman: The
Maibazu Thunder)

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W. Commercial V - Complete the Look

MALE VOICE: Feather hair, pentagram necklace, something missing? (Woman:
Complete the look) Complete the look with a pair of crotch hugging,
slightly too short, acid washed, skin tight jeans at Vice City's one
stop shop for the rebel who sets his own style! (Woman: Wow! You look
like a Satanist) Complete the look!

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Love Fist - Dangerous b______
Andy Thomson: drums
Mark Farquhar: bass
Neil Mchaffie: rhythm guitar
Trevor McDonald: lead gutar
Niall Mathewson: guest guitar
Paul Mackie: vocals
Paul Mackie, Mark Farquhar, Craif Conner, Les Benzies, Colid Donald:
backing vocals
Written by: Alla Walker
Arranged by: Allan Walkker, Craig Conner

Yell
Ahhhhhhhhh!
Yell!
Come on now!
Let me see ya!

Well, I'm a dangerous b______
And I am bullet-proof
I take life as a lesson
Sometimes I get flu
The devil looks into my eye
And he makes my voice go high
Is there nothing in these eyes
That I need to know

Is it true you like my curl
Do you think we look like girls
Would it cause a section block
If you saw our great big socks

Ahhhh!
Let me see ya

I keep drivin' faster
Goin through the roof
I wanna run a delicatessen
That don't make me a poof
Action, camera, lipstick lights
I fit in Mercedes's tights
No one knows that I play guitar
Wearing her red bra

Is it true you like my curl
Do you think we look like girls
Would it cause a section block
If you saw our great big socks

Thank you, thank you
Good Evening
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MALE ANNOUNCER: New wave this pal! We're the one and only V Rock!
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Y. Commercial IV - Ammu-Nation

MALE VOICE: The store leading the fight against communism is having a
blow out sale! Ammu-Nation has a wide array of peacemakers! Come by
Ammu-Nation on Militia-Mondays, exercise your second Amendment right and
get 10% off all armor piercing bullets. We're the only gun store that
let's you try before you buy it! Need anti-tank missile? We've got'em!
Flamethrowers? Oh yeah! No credit, no problem! No money down, 90 days,
same as cash. Shot now, pay later! If you're in the 10 minute waiting
period fire off a few rounds at the Ammu-Nation gun range, featuring
faces of commies paint coats! Come by Ammu-Nation and register to win an
anti-aircraft gun actually used when we whooped Australia's a__! This
weekend is the Ammu-Nation Film Festival with free screening of the
documentary Red Dawn! Ammu-Nation protecting your
rights!
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Z. Lazlow IX - A win it before you can p___ it weekend.

Lazlow: Hey here's another track! Remember it's gonna be a "win it
before you can p___ it" weekend! I love to give stuff away at this radio
station, especially if the record company gave it to us in exchange to
play their songs. Rock and roll!
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Iron Maiden - 2 Minutes to Midnight
(Written by Bruce d___inson, Adrian Smith)
Iron Maiden Appear courtesy of Sanctuary Records

Kill for gain or shoot to maim
But we don't need a reason
The Golden Goose is on the loose
And never out of season
Some blackened pride still burns inside
This shell of b_____ treason
Here's my gun for a barrel of fun
For the love of living death.

The killer's breed or the demon's seed,
The glamour, the fortune, the pain,
Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain,
But don't you pray for my soul anymore.
2 minutes to midnight
The hands that threaten doom.
2 minutes to midnight
To kill the unborn in the womb.

The blind men shout let the creatures out
We'll show the unbelievers
The napalm screams of human flames
Of a prime time Belsen feast...YEAH!
As the reasons for the carnage cut their meat and lick the gravy,
We oil the jaws of the war machine and feed it with our babies.

The body bags and little rags of children torn in two
And the jellied brains of those who remain to put the finger right on
you.
As the madmen play on words and make us all dance to their song,
To the tune of starving millions to make a better kind of gun.

AB. Lazlow X - A bad hair day.

Lazlow: I'll tell ya, I must be having a bad hair day today. I mean I
live that life of a rock n roll DJ 24/7! So sometime I'm not looking all
that great and wake up in weird places but I always look moody. So
anyway today check this out, I got turn down for a date by a waitress!
Can you believe that! I mean who would turn down me for a date? You're a
waitress baby! Not a megastar! Bring me some ketchup honey! Some people
just don't know talent when they see it or hear it!

Male VRock Radio Voice: While other stations are playing this! (cheesy
harp plays) We're playing this! (guitar power chords) V Rock!

Lazlow: We're gonna take a break and then hit the phones... really hard
with are heads! Oh yea! And remember if your request is on our playlist,
I might just play it if you call in.
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AC. Commercial V - The Exploder Survival Knife

Male Voice: It's the knife that saved America! If you liked the film
Exploder, you'll love this enormous commemorate survival knife! In the
handle you'll find all the things you'll need in any wilderness,
disasters situation or the jungle of your backyard! It comes complete
with fishing line, needle and thread for sowing gashes back together and
an incredible useful endurable toothpick!

Hoo Chi: Tim go on with out me! I got taffy stuck in tooth!

Tim: It's ok Hoo Chi! Try this! (knife cutting stuff up)

Male voice: For those unplanned extended stays in the jungle, there's a
saw for building your own hut, toilet paper and a fold out woman for
company! As well as a serrated blade that can kill a man before he can
scream!

Man: (knife sounds) Aggh..

Tim: That'll shut you up!

Male: The Exploder Survival Knife! It's the knife that saved America!
Now it can save you!

Tim: This knife killed 25 thousand people in Cambodia, now you can too!
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AD. Lazlow XI - A call from Snow Dog!

Lazlow: Be sure to stop by Complete the Look to shoplift your self a V
Rock vulture t-shirt, they kick a__! Alright going to the phones! Who's
this?

Snow Dog: Yo man this is Snow Dog!

Lazlow: Snow Dog? What kinda name is that?!

Snow Dog: Yo! You're one to ask LAZLOW!

Lazlow: I mean it's just kinda weird, I mean especially since there's no
snow in Vice City. Anyway! What are you doing out there today Snow Dog?!

Snow Dog: Yo I'm gonna wallpaper my room with black trash bags!

Lazlow: Black trash bags that's classy! Make sure you spray paint V Rock
across it your mom will love that one! Here's some more nonstop help me
I'm unemployed rock!

(Loverboy - Working for the Weekend Plays... suiting, eh?)

JEZZ TORRENT: I'm Jezz Torrent and this is V Rock! Keep on rockin!
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Loverboy - Working for the Weekend
(Written by Paul Dean, Matthew Frenette, Mike Reno)
Loverboy appear courtesy of Columbia records

Everyone's watching, to see what you will do
Everyone's looking at you, oh
Everyone's wondering, will you come out tonight
Everyone's trying to get it right, get it right

Everybody's working for the weekend
Everybody wants a little romance
Everybody's goin' off the deep end
Everybody needs a second chance, oh
You want a piece of my heart
You better start from the start
You wanna be in the show
Come on baby lets go

Everyone's looking to see if it was you
Everyone wants you to come through
Everyone's hoping it'll all work out
Everyone's waiting they're holding out

You want a piece of my heart
You better start from the start
You wanna be in the show
Come on baby lets go!
You want a piece of my heart
You better start from the start
You wanna be in the show
Come on baby lets go!
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AF. Lazlow XII - A complaint from "Big" Mitch Baker

Lazlow: Alright! It's Lazlow on V Rock! Let's go to the V-phones! Hello
it's your big day; you're on live with Lazlow!

Mitch Baker: Hey son! Who is this?

Lazlow: Uhh... It's Lazlow! A. k. a. DJ hard rocker!

Mitch Baker: I'm glad to hear it, but I thought this was a rock station
son! And all I'm hearing is girl's music! What're you doin? You got
personal problems you sort 'em out son! But don't drag the rest of us
down with ya, you hear?

Lazlow: Now-now hold on pal! I'm playing the best music in Vice City!

Mitch Baker: No! You hold on son! This is Mitch Baker here! Big Mitch
Baker! You play something hard real soon or I'm gonna come by the
station and shove that sissy soft rock c___ so far down your throat,
you'll be c___pin hair bands till Christmas! You hear??

Lazlow: Uh...Ok!

Mitch Baker: Cause I didn't fight, and maim and kill for this d___
country, so I can hear grown men abusing the uniform of long hair and
leather with this d___ awful wailing! I wanna rock! Now good day sir.

Lazlow: Gah! Vets are so cranky! If you don't like the music start your
own radio station. It's easy!
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Alcatrazz - God Bless Video
(Written by G. Bonnet, S. Vai)
Alcatrazz appear coutesy of Capitor Records under license from EMI-
Capitor Music Special Markets

Lets take a plane and go somewhere exotic
To play with a non-descrïpt song
We'll shoot all the crotch shots for 12 year old hopefuls
To make you a real man my son
Ahh real man my son

Some cheap kid from Birmingham
Blessed with an accent
That pours like the darkest brown ale
Just one more puppet, p___ elegant marionette
He's just a fast buck for sale
Ahh fast buck for sale

Don't you know that God blessed video
We know that God blessed video

Break out the cameras that re-shape my face
And get someone to carve up my hair
If you can't beat them, you might as well join 'em
And be glad to say you were there
Ahh say you were there

Don't you know that God blessed video
We know that God blessed video
We know that God blessed video

Don't you know that God blessed video
We know that God blessed video
We know that God blessed video
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AH. Short Intermission III

Male Announcer: If you wake up next to a fat hog in a trailer, you're
livin the life of V Rock! (oink, oink)
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Tesla - c__in' Atcha Live
(Written by Frank Hannon, Jeff Keith, Brian Wheat)
Tesla appear courtesy of Universal Music Group

I'm a mean machine; I'm the kind you don't wanna meet
My middle name is trouble; I'm a danger in the street
My motors in overdrive, I got my pedal to the floor
Never get enough, always comin' back for more yeah yeah

Here I come, better step aside
Here I come, I'm comin' atcha live, comin' atcha live

I'm the one you want, I never give a warning twice
Anything could happen like the rollin' of the dice - now!
Here I come, you better step aside
Here I come, comin' atcha live

Comin' at you live, comin' atcha live
Comin' at you live, comin' atcha live
Comin' at you live, oh here I come
Come on!

Comin' at you live, I'm comin' atcha live
Comin' at you live, comin' atcha live
Comin' at you live, oh here I come
Comin' at you live, step aside, oh step aside
Ow! Ow! Oh yeah, here I come, here I come!
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AJ. Lazlow XIII - The Lazlow mega-music marathon!

Lazlow: Alright welcome back! Comin up we got a special treat for you!
The Lazlow mega-music marathon! Where I play two records back to back
and then some commercials and then two more records!

(Autograph - Turn up the Radio starts to play)

Lazlow: Oh yeah! And remember if you wanna get a great new hair style,
Sissy Sprits is probably the way to go. Either that or a perm... or
both. Sissy Sprits your perm! That's pretty cool! That's what I got and
it works for me! Anyway it's time for Lazlow mega-music marathon! Let's
start off with this one...
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Autograph - Turn Up The Radio
(Written by Steven Plunkett, Rand Rand, Steve Isham, Steve Lynch, Keni
Richards)
Autograph appear coutesy of The RCA Records Label, under licence from
BMG Special Products

Turn it up!
Yeah!
I'm working hard, you're working too
We do it every day
For every minute I have to work
I need a minute of play
Day in day out all week long
Things go better with rock
The only time I turn it down
Is when I'm sleepin it off

Turn up the radio
I need the music, gimmie some more
Turn up the radio
I wanna feel it got to gimmie some more

Now listen!
I wanna shake, I wanna dance
So count it off a-one two three
I feel the beat, I'm in a trance
No better place to be
Daytime night-time, anytime
Things go better with rock
I'm goin' twenty four hours a day
I can't seem to stop

Turn up the radio
I need the music, gimmie some more
Turn up the radio
I wanna feel it got to gimmie some more
Turn up the radio
I wanna feel it got to gimmie some more

Turn up the radio
I need the music, gimmie some more
Yeah!
Turn up the radio
I wanna feel it got to gimmie some more
Waaaaaaaaaah!
Turn up the radio
Come on!
I need the music, gimmie some more
Everybody
Turn up the radio
Turn it up!
I wanna feel it got to gimmie some more
(Whooooooooooo!)
Turn up the radio
Turn it up!
I need the music, gimmie some more
(Gimmie some more)
Turn up the radio
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Megadethh - Peace Sells
(Written by Mustaine)
Megadeth appears courtesy of Capitor Records, Under License from EMI-
Capitol Musc Special Markets

What do you mean, "I don't believe in God"?
I talk to him every day.
What do you mean, "I don't support your system"?
I go to court when I have to.
What do you mean, "I can't get to work on time"?
I got nothing better to do
And, what do you mean, "I don't pay my bills"?
Why do you think I'm broke? Huh?

If there's a new way,
I'll be the first in line.
But, it better work this time.

What do you mean, "I hurt your feelings"?
I didn't know you had any feelings.
What do you mean, "I ain't kind"?
I'm just not your kind.
What do you mean, "I couldn't be president, of the United States of
America"?
Tell me something, it's still "We the people", right?

If there's a new way
I'll be the first in line,
But, it better work this time.

Can you put a price on peace?
Peace,
Peace sells,
Peace,
Peace sells,
Peace sells, but who's buying?
Peace sells, but who's buying?
Peace sells, but who's buying?
Peace sells, but who's buying?

Peace sells, but who's buying?
Peace sells, but who's buying?
Peace sells, but who's buying?
Peace sells, but who's buying?
Peace sells, but who's buying?
Peace sells, but who's buying?
Peace sells, but who's buying?
Peace sells, but who's buying?
No, peace sells...
Peace sells
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AM. Short Intermission IV

Male VRock Radio Voice: Only sissies cry! (Boo, woo) Real men stand in
the rain and
listen to this! (Thunder noise) V, V, V, V, V, V Rock!
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AN. Commercial VI - Knife After Dark

Male voice: He was just the boy next door...

Old man: Hi! Well hello there Danny! I didn't know it was hockey season.

Boy: Hey can I borrow a knife!

Male vocie: A deadly curse, a deranged killer, a small town in tears!
Knife After Dark rated R.. for r_____ed.
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AO. Lazlow XIV - Complaining moms

Lazlow: You know if one more mom calls complaining, "My son listened to
your station then he flunked out of school wah, wah, wah!" Well how you
gonna learn to party at school mom?!

Male VRock Radio Voice: V Rock!

Lazlow: And now for part two of the music marathon... hold on tight!
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Anthrax - Madhouse
(Written by Anthrax)
Anthrax appear courtesy of Island Def Jam Music Group)

White coats to bind me, out of control
I live alone inside my mind
World of confusion, air filled with noise
Who says that my life's such a crime?

Trapped in this nightmare!
I wish I'd wake
As my whole life begins to shake
Four walls surround me
An empty gaze
I can't find my way out of this maze

'Cause I don't care
Fall in, fall out
Gone without a doubt, help me!
I can't take the blame
They don't feel the shame

It's a Madhouse
Or so they claim
It's a Madhouse
Oh, am I insane?

My fears behind me, what can I do
My dreams haunt my sleep at night
Oh no, won't learn their lesson, white fills my eyes
And only then they see the light

Trapped, in this nightmare
I wish I'd wake
As my whole life begins to shake
Four walls surround me
An empty gaze
I can't find my way out of this maze

'Cause I don't care
Fall in, fall out
Gone without a doubt, help me!
I can't take the blame
They don't feel the shame

It's a Madhouse
Or so they claim
It's a Madhouse
Oh, am I insane?

Trapped, in this nightmare
I wish I'd wake
As my whole life begins to shake
Four walls surround me
An empty gaze
I can't find my way out of this maze

'Cause I don't care
Fall in, fall out
Gone without a doubt, help me!
I can't take the blame
They don't feel the shame

It's a Madhouse
Or so they claim
It's a Madhouse
Oh, am I insane?
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Slayer - Raining BLood
Slayer appear courtesy of Island Def Jam Music Group

Trapped in purgatory
A lifeless object, alive
Awaiting reprisal
Death will be their acquisition

The sky is turning red
Return to power draws near
Fall into me, the sky's crimson tears
Abolish the rules made of stone

Pierced from below, souls of my treacherous past
Betrayed by many, now ornaments dripping above

Awaiting the hour of reprisal
Your time slips away

Raining blood
From a lacerated sky
Bleeding its horror
Creating my structure
Now I shall reign in blood!
(Lighting followed by rain)
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AR. Lazlow XV - A face for radio

Lazlow: You know I chose those two myself! I'm sick of people calling up
and saying I don't have a passion for music and that I have a face for
radio. What's that about?!

Male VRock Radio Vocie: While other station's listeners are at school,
(Piano plays) we're shoplifting! (Guitar plays) V Rock! (Echo)
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AS. Lazlow XVI - Stupid vulture

LAZLOW: I about had with this stupid vulture! He gets more air time than
I do! Who cares about a stupid bird!

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AS. Special Section with Lazlow quitting V Rock

(Note - This is the secret clip on the last track of the Soundtrack CD.
This part isn't included in the game, but it explains how Lazlow got a
job on Chatterbox in GTAIII.)

LAZLOW: So hey! How did I do? Do I sound ok? Hey! Do, do I look ok? What
do you think? I gotta meet this girl later and check this out, she's
dating my best friend! Heh! how cool is that? I tell you man, you can't
stop me right now! Since I got this gig, I'm a one man-rocking-love-
machine! Lazlow is unquenchable! I've had so many chicks this month,
most of them can't even remember! And I gotta ask for a raise, I need
more money if doing this sort of thing in a studio. I'm the star of the
show man! All they say to me is "Talk more about the vulture, say the
vulture'll peck your eyes out!" screw the vulture man! I'm a about rock
n roll! How many chicks did the vulture get last week? I hate that
freakin vulture... I'm the star, and they think they can get away with
paying me less than the guy who's job I took! I'm Lazlow
man!

...What was that?....Wha-I can't hear you!...Then turn the mic off geez!

....Sorry didn't mean to polute your studio!

....WHAT?! stop talking?!

...But that's my job!

...(Lazlow's voice is now heard away from the mic) Oh yea! if I weren't
a rocker can I do this? (Glass is shattered) Oh yea! I've trashed hotel
rooms! Oh yea I'm whacked on cough syrup man! Ohhh! Watch out for me!
Yea ohhh! Ok, I'll leave, I'll leave!... Yea!

Judas Priest - You've Got Another Thing Comin'
(Written by G. Topton, R. Halford, K.K. Downing)
Judas Priest appear courtesy of Columbia Records.

One life I'm gonna live it up
I'm takin' flight I said I'll never get enough
Stand tall I'm young and kinda proud
I'm on top as long as the music's loud

That's right here's where the talkin' ends
Well listen, listen this night there'll be some action spent
Drive hard I'm callin' all the shots
I got an ace card comin' down on the rocks

If you think I'll sit around while you chip away my brain
Listen I ain't foolin' and you'd better think again
Out there is a fortune waitin' to be had
You think I'll let it go you're mad
You got another thing comin
You got another thing comin'
You got another thing comin'

In this world we're livin' in we have our share of sorrow
Answer now is don't give in, aim for a new tomorrow

Oh so hot no time to take a rest yeah
Act tough ain't room for second best
Real strong got me some security
Hey I'm a big smash I'm goin' for infinity yeah

If you think I'll sit around as the world goes by
You're thinkin' like a fool cause it's a case of do or die
Out there is a fortune waitin' to be had
You think I'll let it go you're mad
You've got another thing comin'
You've got another thing comin
You've got another thing comin
you've got another thing...Owowowow!
You've got another thing comin'
Hey comin' now
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B. Lazlow I - V Rock 'till you drop!

Lazlow: V Rock till you drop! God I never get tired of that one! Hey did
you hear that BJ is gonna be coming back to play for the Mambas, that is
unbelievable! You know I only been in Vice City a few months now, but
it's clear to me that my opinion is really important to you!

Male V Rock Radio Voice: New wave this pal! We're the one and only V
Rock!

(A song starts to cue up.)

LAZLOW: Don't forget Love Fist are in town right now... Love Fist is in
town... whatever I flunked school cause I'm hard core!
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Rockstar's Lovefist - First Fury
(Written by Allan Walker)
Rockstar's Love fist appear courtesy of Rockstar North.

Here we go again
Cruisin in the right side of town
Where the chicks taste like candy, but all the guys look like clowns
Yea! Here's what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna get and fix some of the best
Driving by in my Porscha, down in the roadhouse to get us some

Love Fist fury, we're just getting p____
Our love rockets are too aroused
The girls are going crazy cause we ain't getting lazy
Shooting love fist fuel all around

Six A. M. on the morning after the beast rest up for awhile
Last night saw some ugly fighting brawl
Because the badge mustn't want us in town
I said "come on guys chill for awhile, join us in our Fist world"
Thank god the badge chose the Love Fist for a drunken crazy wild

Love Fist fury, checkin out all the p____
Let your love rockets do all the rounds
The girls are going crazy, tonight is getting hazy
Shooting love fist fuel from their mouths

Love Fist fury, we're just getting p____
Our love rockets are too aroused
The girls are going crazy cause we ain't getting lazy
Shooting love fist fuel all around

Love Fist fury, we're just getting p____
Our love rockets are too aroused
The girls are going crazy cause we ain't getting lazy
Shooting love fist fuel all around
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D. Short Intermission

Male V Rock Radio Voice: V Rock! (Echo)
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David Lee Roth - Yankee Rose
David Lee Roth appear coutesy of Warner Bros. Records Inc.

(guitar sounding like a voiice, saying "hey there")
What?
(guitar sounding like "look at that!")
Well, let me roll up on to the
Sidewalk and take a look
Yes, Whoa!
(guitar: "whoa!")
She's beautiful
(guitar: fox whistle)
I'm talkin' about a Yankee Rose
(guitar laughing along with Roth)
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha and she looks wild
(guitar: "wild!")
wild
(guitar: "wild!")
wild
(guitar: "wild!")
wild!

Are you ready for the new sensation?
Well, here's the shot heard 'round the world.
All you backroom boys salute when her flag unfurls.
Well, guess who's back in circulation?
Now, I don't know what you may have heard
but what I need right now's the original goodtime girl.

She's a vision from coast to coast, (coast to coast)
sea to shining sea. (sea to shining sea)
Hey, sister, you're perfect host. (Make a toast)

Show me your bright lights and your city lights (eh oh), all right.
I'm talkin' 'bout the Yankee Rose.
Bright lights in your city lights (eh oh), all right.
I'm talkin' 'bout it.

When she walks, watch, the sparks will fly,
firecrackin' on the fourth of July.
No sad songs tonight, something's in the air. (Do you feel like this?)
She's a real state of independents.
So pretty when her rockets glare,
still provin' any night that her flag is still there.

She's a vision from coast to coast, (coast to coast)
sea to shining sea. (sea to shining sea)
Hey, sister, you're the perfect host. (Make a toast)

Show me your bright lights and your city lights (eh oh), all right.
I'm talkin' 'bout the Yankee Rose.
Bright lights in your city lights (eh oh), all right.
I'm in love with the Yankee Rose.

Ah, she's beautiful, alright,
mm, nothin' like her in the whole world.
Yeah, she's right on time, I'm on the case.
Pick up the phone, no time to waste.
She got the beat and here's a little bit comin' your way.

Oh raise 'em up there
Let's see who salutes baby
Little bit, little bit, little bit higher
Here's the National Anthem
Swing 'em from here
I wanna get
A little bit of apple pie man

Bright lights, city lights...
Bright lights, city lights...