R. Kelly Trapped In The Closet Chapter 3 Lyrics

Well...
Here we are, the four of us...
In total shock... Me and her.
I closed my mouth and swallowed spit,
As I'm thinking to myself "This is some deep s___!"
Then I said "So you're gonna tell me he's the one you've been talking to?"
He says "Yes", I says "No", he says "Yes", I says "No", he says "It's the truth!"

I yell "All of ya'll a__ is crazy, let me up out this door,
Because this is way more than I bargained for"
And then she says "Wait, I'm sure we can all fix this"
And then I said "I'm late, plus I ain't gotta d___ thing to do with this!"
And then she said "But wouldn't you like to know just how it all began?"
Then I thought to myself, and said "Quick, you got three minutes"

And then it got real quiet, I said "Somebody start talking"
Did she said "My God, Rufus! I've got just one question,
How could you do something like this? I'm so hurt!"
Did he looked at her and said "b____ please, you've got your nerves
With all your club hoppin', lyin' sayin' you were shoppin'.
And now here you are in our home, and you're callin' me wrong."

She said "Okay, you busted me! And that much I agree,
You've caught me cheating! But this is a little extreme!"
He said "You are my wife, sleepin' behind my back.
And now I come home and you got him in the closet, how extreme is that?!"
She says "But she's a he!"
Then he said "Please, you can't judge me"
She says "Rufus this is crazy!"
Then I said "Stop arguing!
I did not stay here to hear you all chew each other out,
So, get to the point, or I swear I'm out!"

"Excuse me, please, but I think I can explain what's going on in here.
My name is Chuck and I been knowing Rufus bout a year,
At midnight creeping around with him has been a living hell,
Sneaking in and out of hotels...". I said "Brother, spare me the details!"
Then Rufus said "Chuck, please! Don't say nothing else!"
And then she screams "Rufus you son of a b____,"
And he says "Cathy, go to hell!"
I said "I thought your name was Mary, that's what you said at the party.
Man this is gettin scary, I'm gonna shoot somebody!"
Then Rufus start yelling and screaming saying "Cathy, this is all your fault!"
She throws a pillow at him and says "You was creeping too, the only difference is you didn't get caught!"
Chuck screamed out "We're in love!"
Cathy says "Love my a__!"
Rufus said they're getting married
Then I shoot one in the air!

Then I said "Not another one of you sons of b____es say a word!
Cuz all of this s___ I'm goin thru is unheard!"
Grabbed my cellular
Sayin' "This is so wrong,"
Call up my home,
And a man picks up the phone phone phone phone.....