Plan B Mama (Loves a Crackhead) Lyrics

erse 1

the first day i saw her was at the train station,
she was half black half caucasion,
at first though i thought she was asian,
but as i get a bit cloaser her origan is blatent,
the best of both worlds, caramel complection,
i swear, when she smiled i almost got an erection,
piercing green eyes, that shined like emeralds,
once she gave me the wink i could only think with my genitals,
she tells me her name as soon as i approach her,
its charmaine, charmaine de la rosa,
i say is that spanish, she say yea, i say kosher,
whole time imaging what it would be like to dose her,
trains pulls up, we get on it together,
duration of the journey get to each other better,
we exchange numbers and agree to me afterwards,
she blows me a kiss and with that we're parted.

chorus

young girl get out of my mind
my love for you is way out of line,
young girl get out of my mind
my love for you is way out of line.

verse 2

one week and twenty pound phone credit later,
i dont just wanna juice this girl, now i wanna date her,
she got a great personality and sense of humour,
next time we meet it just cant some any sooner,
we arranged to go out for a drink at a bar,
she's already there when i arrive and she looks the part,
even more stunning than i remebered, f___ing drop dead gorgeous
her a__ is tight and her breast are b_____ enormous.
hand in hand we walk over to the doorman,
he's got a big shiny head yo, he looks like george forman,
he lets her through and asks me for I.D,
i'm like what the hell you talking bout man i'n 19,
i whip my drivers liscence out an he lets me in,
then i trip over a step, how embarrassing,
charmiane witnesses it all, but pretends not to see,
i feel like a fool, she just thinks it's sweet.

chorus

young girl get out of my mind,
my love for you is way out of line,
young girl get out of my mind,
my love for you is way out of line.

verse 3

the night goes alot smoother than planned,
apart from the little hiccup at the start it's all gone grand,
whenever guys try churps, she shows them the hand,
turns dance every dance, saying im her man,
we get a cab back to my place, where we get it on,
i take off my shirt, she strips right down to the thong,
i marvel at her body, voluptuous curves,
she's a real women, no doubt about it her, confidence is sky high,
she's the one who's got me on my back she saying
baby this is your night,
i'm like alright its worth a go i suppose,
so we switch roles and she takes full control,
she starts slow grinding me softly whilst kissing,
yeah she's doing me properly,
thats when i start thinking man this girls gotta be from outta this world or somthing because shes shocking me,
never felt like this before, this was more than s__,
s__ was something tha you had with skets,
something the next day you regret with a, girl you wish youd never met,
nah uh, no way man, this had to be love,
i couldn't believe i was saying but thats what it was,
like a leaf in the autumn, i had fallen, after that nothing else seemed important,

chorus

young girl get out of my mind,
my love for you is way out of line,
young girl get out of my mind,
my love for you is way out of line,

verse 4

so now its time to hear my predicament, my catch 22,
i love this girl but now i have to cut her loose,
i was talking to one of my boys the very next day and i,
told him all about me and charmaine,
he looks at me in a very strange way and asks if de la rosa is her surname
if she's mixed race and her eyes are green,
and i say yeah, he replies:
blud..... that girls 14!