Scaffold Lily The Pink Lyrics

we'll drink a drink a drink
to Lily the pink the pink the pink
the saviour of the human race
for she invented medicinal compound
most efficacious in every case

mr. freers had sticky out ears
and it made him awful shy
and so they gave him medicinal compound
and now he's learning how to fly

brother tony was known to be bony
he would never eat his meals
and so they gave him medicinal compound
now they move him round on wheels

we'll drink a drink a drink
to lily the pink the pink the pink
the saviour of the human race
for she invented medicinal compound
most efficacious in every case

old ebeneezer thought he was julius caesar
and so they put him in a home
where they gave him medicinal compound
and now he's emperor of Rome

johnny hammer, had a terrible s s s s stammer
he could hardly sssay a word
and so they gave him medicinal compound
now's he's seen, but never heard

we'll drink a drink a drink
to lily the pink the pink the pink
the saviour of the human race
for she invented medicinal compound
most efficacious in every case

aunty milly, ran w____ nilly
when her legs they did recede
so they rubbed on medicinal compound
now they call her milly bee

jennifer eccles, had terrible freckles
and the boys all called her names
but she changed with medicinal compound
now he joins in all their games

we'll drink a drink a drink
to lily the pink the pink the pink
the saviour of the human race
for she invented medicinal compound
most efficacious in every case

lily the pink she turned to drink she
filled up with parafin inside
and despite her medicinal compound
sadly pickled lily died

up to heaven her soul ascended
all the church bells they did ring
she took with her medicinal compound
hark the herald angels sing

we'll drink a drink a drink
to lily the pink the pink the pink
the saviour of the human race
for she invented medicinal compound
most efficacious in every case

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