Another bride, another June
Another sunny honeymoon
Another season, another reason
For makin' whoopee

A lot of shoes, a lot of rice
The groom is nervous, he answers twice
It's really killin' that he's so willin'
To make whoopee

Picture a little love nest
Down where the roses cling
Picture the same sweet love nest
And think what a year can bring

He's washin dishes and baby clothes
He's so ambitious he even sews
But don't forget folks,
That's what you get folks,
For makin' whoopee

Another year or maybe less
What's this I hear?
Well can't you guess?
She feels neglected
And he's suspected
Of makin' whoopee

She sits alone most every night
He doesn't phone he doesn't write
He says he's busy but she says "is he?"
"He's makin whoopee"

Now he doesn't have much money
Only five thousand per
Some judge who thinks he's funny
Says "you'll pay six to her"
Now he says "Now, judge, suppose I fail?"
The judge says "boy, right into jail"
"You'd better keep her
I think its cheaper
Than makin' whoopee"

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