Two Pints Of Lager Musical special Lyrics

(gaz)
Well I can give you children
Pay the CSA for you
And I deposit condoms
very carefully for you
Is there not a woman in here
That can fit me up her f____
Cos I've searched the whole of Cheshire
In every nook and cranny

I'm a heart throb for the masses
I give cunning lingers too
I expel noxious gases
But not while I'm doing you
Is there not one of you ladies
That can see that I am gorgeous
It's not like I've got rabies
But you seem to find me nausious

You said your name was Donna
Well I'd have to keep the light off
I know you really wanna
And you really p___ed me right off

Chorus:
Can I get a b_______
I wanna b_______
I need a b_______
Out of you
Can I get a b_______
I wanna b_______
I need a b_______
Out of you

(Donna)
I'm not one of those people
to jump into bed with w___ers
Not gonna climb your steeple
Or bite or scratch or spank ya
Cos you're a filthy person
You can stick it up your b__
And I've never seen a worse one
You inbred piece of scum

(Donna)
By the way your armpits stink of shoe (Can I get a b_______
I wanna b_______)

There's no one that will end up doing you (I need a b_______ out of you)

Your dancing like the fat one out of Blue (So can i get a b_______
I wanna b_______)

And your so d___ revolting, it's untrue (I need a b_______ out of you)

(gaz)
If there's not a woman out there

(donna)
There's not a woman out there

(gaz)
If there weren't a woman out there
That you'll do
You'd have to do

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