Hey Hefe
-What?
What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?
-Uh... you?

Hey Fat Mike, what's a Jewish dilemma?
-I don't know
Free ham!

Hey Hefe, what do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
- What?
Quatro Sink-o!
- Ay!!

Hey Melvin, you know why Hitler comitted suicide?
- Why?
'Cause he got the gas bill!

Woah guys, woah, that's not funny man, you crossed the line with that one.
I don't know if I ever told you this, but my grandfather
He died in a concentration camp
-Oh, Smelly, that's terrible. I didn't know that
-How did he die?
He fell off the watchtower

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