Tom Green Write Rhymes And Act Like An Asshole Lyrics

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I like gasoline don't like electric when I go fast you need fuel injection,
I know people talk about ozone protection, you think I'll give a d___ when I can't get an erection?
Like wearing fur, like eating meat, like eating fish, f___ the coral reef, f___ the police I like getting paid, l like shoplifting, like getting laid.
Like stealing liquor from my neighbour's cabinet. I like getting drunk, smokin' cigarettes.
I like freakin' out causin' a scene, I like acting out, like being Green. I like not knowin' where I'm supposed to be.
I like sneakin' in to avoid the fee, I like being young, f___ being old, I like writing rhymes and acting like an a__hole.

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I-I like I-Iike I like to write rhymes and act like an a__hole.
I-I like I-Iike I like to write rhymes and act like an a__hole.
I-I like I-Iike I like to write rhymes and act like an a__hole.

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Alright, I go to fat burger, then I come back, sometimes I rhyme slow but never rhyme whack.
And Jeremy Klein likes b____es and saki, like to keep drinkin' til I feel c___py.
Like skateboarding even though I'm old, I like to write rhymes and act like an a__hole.
I like hiding in the plants at the shopping mall, I like making a deal like Monty Hall.
I like taking a walk with my dogs, I like checking the b____es, I mean the dogs.
I like the Flintstones livin' in Bedrock, I went to Portland, I saw a Saquatch. Lookin' at my goochie, it's a fake watch.
Yo Kobe, she shoulda said stop. I like being dope and not a sucker, I like George Bush blowin' up them m_________ers.
I like bottle rockets, like fire crackers, like chicken fingers, like Big Mackers, I like runnin' my mouth and talk a lot s___, and if you don't like it my b__ is on ya lips
I like sellin' out and takin' all the cash, I drive a sports car real f___in' fast, I'm getting sucked into a black hole, I like writing rhymes acting like an a__hole

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I like kids in Kansas playing with stun guns, I like MTV playing my reruns. Like finding money in the taxi cab, I like kicking cancer in the m_________ing a__.
I like people getting famous over night and getting bent, Cameron Diaz acting like she president, walkin' around acting all sweet
but she won't sign an autograph for kids on the street (Huh). I like watching EZ Mike make beats, I like dropping rhymes and making people freak,
I like cupping the mic in my right palm, I like watching other peoples' movies bomb. I like talking with my mom on the phone,
my dad only talks when she's not home. I like eating Chinese food with a fork i like writing rhymes and acting like a dork. (Ha)

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