Dj Coone Eating Donuts Lyrics

Uh, hi officers, um, we had a flat tire back there,
Do you think you guys could help us out?
- "Nah, that's not my job. My job 's not to help your f___in' a__ out."
I mean, um, you know I don't have any other way to get home.
- "That's not my job, a__hole."
Well uh, could you tell me what your job is?
- "Right now my job is eatin' these doughnuts, or maybe...
hey, wait a minute. Aren't you--"
*bang**bang**bang**bang**bang*
Yup.