He'll eat your pies, he'll tell you lies,
You wouldn't believe that fat b______'s size,
His massive gut is forty foot,
It goes dark when he walks in the pub.

His b___ocks part, you'll hear him fart,
He's so fat, he can't wipe his own a___,
So now you've heard about the ugly t___,
He's a virgin and he's never had a bird.

Does anyone know he's gay?
He goes round spreading AIDs.
(We haven't got a clue where the fat f___er is)

Can anyone guess his weight?
That was his fourteenth plate,
(The fat b______!)

Five hundred pounds, he's very round,
But he gets taller when he lies on the ground,
He busts his flies, but he can't hide,
Coz he's too big, too fat and too f___ing wide.

Has anyone seen him eat?
He's never seen his feet,
(We haven't got a clue where the fat f___er is)

His backside blubbers about,
Cleavage peeping out,
(The fat b______.)

Has anyone seen him eat?
He's never seen his feet,
(Found him, he;s over here!)

Can anyone guess his weight?
That was his fourteenth plate,
(The fat b______!)

b______, b______, fat b______, (chanted numerous time)

His backside blubbers about,
Cleavage peeping out,
(The fat b______.)

Has anyone seen him eat?
He's never seen his feet,
(Found him, he;s over here!)

© 1983 The Macc Lads

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