Eminem Rain Man(Produced By Dr. Dre) Lyrics

[Intro]

Yeahh
Definitely
Definitely
Definitely dope
Definitely
Definitely K-Mart
Yeah
Yeahh (fart)

[Verse 1]

You find me offensive
I find you offensive for finding me offensive
Hence if I should draw out a line any fences
If so to what extents, if any, should I go?
Cause it's getting expensive
Being on the other side of the court room on the defensive
They say I cause extensive
Psychological nerve damage to the brain
When I go to lengths this
Far at other people's expenses
I say you're all just too god d___ sensitive
It's censorship
And it's downright blasphemous
Let's end this s___ now cause I won't stand for this
And Christopher Reeves won't sit for this neither
And let's clear this up too I aint got no beef with him either
He used to be like a hero to me
I even believe I had one of those 25 cent stickers
On my refrigerator right next to Darth Vader
And Darth must have put a hex on him for later
I feel like its my fault cause of the way that
I stuck him off in between him and Lex Luthor
I killed Superman, I killed Super...Man
And how ironic that I'd be the bad guy
Kryptonite: The Green Chronic

[Chorus]

Cause i aint got no legs or no brain
Nice to meet you
Hi, my name is...
I forgot my name

My name was not to become what I became with this level of fame
My soul is possessed by this devil
My new name is...
Rain Man

[Verse 2]

Now in the bible it says
Thou shalt not watch two lesbians in bed
Have h___sexual s__
Unless of course you were given the consent to join in
Then of course it's intercourse and it's bi-s__ual s__
Which isn't as bad as long as you show some remorse for your actions
Either before, during, or after performing the act of that which
Is normally reffered to as such more commonly known phrases
That are more used by todays kids
In a more derogatory way
But who's to say what's fair to say and what not to say
Lets ask Dr. Dre
Dr. Dre (What up?)
I got a question if i may (Yeah?)
Is it gay to play putt putt golf with a friend (yeah)
And watch his b___ b___ when he tees off (yeah)
But, but i aint done yet
In football a quarterback yells out 'hut hut'
While he reaches in another grown man's a__
Grabs on his nuts, but just what if
It was never meant, it was just an accident
But he tripped, fell, slipped and his p____ went in
His teeny, tiny, little, round hiney
And he didn't mean it but his little weenie flinched just a little bit
And I don't need to go into any more details
But what if he pictured it as a female's b___
Is that gay? I just need to clear things up
'Til then I'll just walk around with a manly strut because...

[Chorus]

Cause i aint got no legs or no brain
Nice to meet you
Hi, my name is...
I forgot my name

My name was not to become what I became with this level of fame
My soul is possessed by this devil
My new name is...
Rain Man

[Verse 3]

You find me offensive
I find you offensive...
s___ this is the same verse, I just did this
When am I gonna come to my good senses?
Probably the day Bush comes to my defenses
My spider sense is telling me Spider-Man is nearby
And my plan is to get him next and open up a whoop a__ canister
God d___it Dre where's the god d___ beat (yeah)
Anyway,
Anyway, I don't know how else to put it
This is the only thing that I'm good at
I am the bad guy kryptonite, the green chronic
Demonic, yep yep, don't worry I'm on it, I got it
High-fived Nick Lechey, stuck a pin in Jessica's head and walked away
And as she flew around the room like a balloon I
Grabbed the last can of chicken tuna out the trash can and zoom I
Headed straight back to the Neverland Ranch
With a peanut b___er jelly chicken tuna sandwhich
And I don't even gotta make no god d___ sense
I just did a whole song and I didn't say s___

[Chorus]

Cause iaaaahhhhh ahhhhhh Yo
Rain Man
Definitely
Definitely Dr. Dre
Super Dope
Beat-Maker
Two thousand and...two thousand and...four hundred and eighty seven million, nine hundred and se...seventy three thousand, four hundred and sixty three.
And seventy (Yeah)