Pearl Harbor Sucked, And I Miss You Lyrics

I missed you more than Michael Bay missed the mark
When he made Pearl Harbor
I missed you more than that movie missed the point,
And that's an awful lot, girl, and
Now, now you've gone away... and all I'm trying to say, is
Pearl Harbor sucked, and I miss you

I need you like Ben Affleck needs acting school (school school).
He was terrible in that film.
I need you like Cuba Gooding needed a bigger part (part part).
He's way better than Ben Affleck.
And now, all I can think about is your smile, and that s___ty movie, too.
Pearl Harbor sucked, and I miss you

Why does Michael Bay get to keep on making movies?
I guess Pearl Harbor sucked...
Just a little bit more than I miss you

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