ApologetiX Fakey Shaky Parts (Parody Billy Ray Cyrus Achy Breaky Heart) Lyrics

You can tell the world
With banners all unfurled
You just learned Theology 101
You can say you went
To bible school and then
The class you took said
half the Book was wrong

You can fill your heart
With lots of question marks
You still tell me Jesus is your Lord
But I can tell you this
If it was hit or miss
I wouldn't read the bible anymore

Chorus:
Don't tear apart
The sacred word of God
You just gotta take it as it stands
'Cause if it's all a farce
With fakey shaky parts
You might as well dump it in the can
Oo-oo-ooh!

You can tell me John
And Luke and Mark was wrong
You can say that's not what
Christ would say
Well tell me brother this
Did Jesus tell a fib
He said His Word would never pass away

Go read verse 3:16 In Second Timothy
It says all scripture comes of God's okay
So you I'll tell goodbye
And watch out for your pride
'Cause I'll be walking out on you today\
(Chorus)

Noah and the Ark
And Abraham and Lot
Isaac and Rebekah and the twins
And Ishmael I forgot
And Jacob and Esau
The Bible was built upon these men
(Chorus)

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