Weird Al Yankovic Vagina Song Lyrics

Some of them are hairy.
Some of them are bald.
Some are kind of scary,
and this is what they're called:

v_____ (v_____)
v_____ (v_____)
They call that thing "v_____"

Some belong to virgins; they're really tight and strong
but big or small; I love them all; thats why I sing my song.

v_____ (v_____)
v_____ (v_____)
They call that thing "v_____"

(v_____)

Some of them are smelly, like clams, and fish and such.
Some smell like a summers eve, 'cause they been douched too much

v_____ (v_____)
v_____ (v_____)
They call that thing "v_____"

Nothing could be finer than to be in a v_____ in the morning

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