Welcome everybody to w____s' place
You can pull up a chair or you can pull up my face
We got everything the only thing that we lack
Is a rich young dumb nymphomaniac

I wanna rich young dumb nyphomaniac
To drive me around in her Cadillac
If she's not down on her knees she will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

We'll give her great big t__s and a little bitty a__
A f___in' machine that never runs out of gas
A body like a bodies never seen before
She recently inherited a liquor store

I wanna rich young dumb nyphomaniac
To drive me around in her Cadillac
If she's not down on her knees she will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

Yeah she doesn't wanna marry and she doesn't wanna fight
She doesn't give 2 s___s if I stay out all night
I bring home another woman she just gives me a smile
We take off our clothes and then we f___ in a pile

I wanna rich young dumb nyphomaniac
To drive me around in her Cadillac
If she's not down on her knees she will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

Make her a magic finger mama that can roll up my doobs
The best in the west at cookin' Chinese food
She doesn't like to shop but she doesn't wear clothes
She always compliments me on the size of my hose

I wanna rich young dumb nyphomaniac
To drive me around in her Cadillac
If she's not down on her knees she will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

We'll make her 3 feet tall
And stand about to here
With a flat spot on her head where I can rest my beer

I wanna rich young dumb nyphomaniac
To drive me around in her Cadillac
If she's not down on her knees she will be flat on her back
I wanna rich young dumb nymphomaniac

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