Mr. Bungle Girls of Porn Lyrics

Okay, all you pus-sucking m_________ers out there
It's time to win a chance to b___-bang
Your daughter's tight virgin cherry a__ to caller #666

The urge is too much to take
All I can think about is playing with myself
It's time to m_________
I've got my Hustler and I don't need nothin' else

Ginger...Ginger

My hand gets tired and my d___ gets sore
But the girls of p___ want more
So I flip throught the pages one more time
And I just let the j___ fly

Yeah yeah yeah

A quarter for a peep show
A private booth or talking to a naked w____
Triple X video
976 and I can whack it on the phone

Nobody's home, I'm alone
The devil in Miss Jones
Nobody's home, I'm alone
Aja & John Holmes

Fourteen inch dead d___

We got gushin' gonads, tingling tushes
Hairy b____ and hairy bushes
S & M, whips and chains
Pregnant ladies with menstrual pains
We got hand jobs and nipple tweaks
Finger bangs and slappin' cheeks
We got rape, necro & both ways
And lots of hung studs for all you gays
We got incest & b______ity too
We got Sade & the sweetest taboo
We got girls who'll eat your pee and poo
And guys who'd love to f___ your shoe
There's she-males, lezbos, & shaved beav
And D-cup mamas with so much cleave
Senior citizens who love to watch
And sniff those skid marks from your crotch - yeah!

Ain't got no woman next to me
I just got this magazine
And what's on the TV screen
But that's okay with me

My hand gets tired and my d___ gets sore
But the girls of p___ want more
So I flip throught the pages one more time
And I just let the j___ fly

I was trained to f___ you baby