Stephen Lynch Big Fat Friend (live) Lyrics

She gotta smile,
Yeah, She gotta smile and
she's flashin' it right at me

She gotta wink, a wink across
the bar and I know that it's meant to be.

She gotta walk, Oooh she walkin' over
and i know this could be my day.

She got a ... friend,
Eeeew she gotta friend;
Why's she standin' in her way?!?

It's her big fat friend!
Oh god there's always one
Big fat friend
To ruin my F---ing fun!

Well baby baby baby
if it's boots you wanna knock,
Leave your chubbly friend at home
because she's gonna block the c___.
Now I'm afraid of no man,
With any I'll contend,
But I cannot compete with your
Big Fat Friend.

(Well Big fat friend, Ah, we meet again!)
She won't leave her alone,
She rolls her eyes; makes sarcastic
coments while she's suckin' on that
chicken bone.
Well, you may think you've won the
battle but i tend to dis-agree.
See I know you, and your Achelies Heel,
And he's standing next to me.
My non-discriminating friend
(So what that you're a cow!)
Non-discriminating friend!
(I'll nail you anyhow!)

Now I know that he's no looker
and he's had a couple rounds,
But with every shot of Jager
hey you loose a couple pounds!

Now baby baby baby bring the
evening to an end,
Just you and me and my pal,
and your big fat friend.