Eazy-E Merry Muthafuckin' Xmas Lyrics

[Uncle Dolamite]
Come on over hunnie
and give your uncle Dolamite a kiss
[*kissing Sounds*]
well what you want baby?

[Baby]
Would you tell me a story?

[Uncle Dolamite]
You want me to tell you a story?

[Baby]
Hell yeah!

[Other Baby]
Me too!

[Uncle Dolamite]
Yes Hunnie I'm a tell you a story
about the bad a__ Eazy-E
he was drinkin' whisky and gin at the age of three
listen and listen well
he's a bad m____fu-

[Mother]
Gimmie that god d___ book!
here let me read you this one
Chrismas in Compton
it was a silent night, yes a holy night
until Mr. Claus turned into Santa m____fuckin' right?

[Carolers]
Deck the halls with b____ of holy
fa la la la la la la la la
tis the season to be jolly....

[Eazy-E]
Merry Chrismas m____fucka!
[*Gun Shots*]
Merry m____fuckin' Chrismas and a ho ho ho!
while I'm ridin' that cot under the missle toe
now dashin' through the snow
in a candy right top 6-4
over the hills I go
laughin' at this hoe
nuts on rich and rings
makin' me feel right
oh what fun it is to know
that I'm gonna get this p____ tonight
so ring them bells, ring them bells
shes takin' it all the way
oh what fun it is to watch her suck my d___ this way
hey ring them bells, ring them bells
shes takin' it all the way
oh what fun it is to nut, while she's suckin' my d___
oh yay!
tis the season to get busy
compton crime lick
and I'm smokin' on this stick.

[Santa]
Ho ho ho come sit on my face
I'm mean lap and tell me what you want for Chrismas
ho ho.

[Menajahtwa]
I want a slay ride
a cd player
a fifty rum
??? and I'm gonna c__
a VCR ???? some p___o flicks
rudolph the red nose reindeer
??? like a everlastin' gobstoper
??? poppa
I dig a ho
crack a dough
by the nuts oh
???? f___in' in tha snow
I made him drop to his knees
yeah you know whats up
I said heres some candy canes eat'em up
???? bonapatite with a condom in a tree.

[]
All I want for Chrismas is my two front teeth
my two front teeth, my two front teeth
All I want for Chrismas is my two front teeth
yo wheres ya rhyme tell me buck wheat.

[Buck wheat]
Buck wheat is a waskal
thats no Chrismas
and all the toys, boys and girls
f___ ya wishes
I got happy over joy in this m____fucka
no indo under my tree so Santa be a sucka
??? when I was young I was the only kid
who had enough guts to be
good ole hearin' on the East
I'd stay awake just to let america know
that Santa was a fake
I used to believe in Saint d___ when Elvis was alive
but all the f___in' bullshit got played when I was five
years oh just stay young, bold datin'
singin' Silent Night Carolin' Recietin'
now all I want for Chrismas is my indo wreath
I got my two front teeth
uncle Eazy be the ????
just spread me a leaf
little kids don't cry
when you find out the Santa Claus is just a f___in' lye.

[Eazy-E]
On the third day of Chrismas my homeboys gave to me
three pounds of indo
two birds of cocaine
and a A m____fuckin' K b____.

[]
Eazy-E oh Eazy-E
show us how you treat those b____es
I saw mommy f___in' Eazy-E.

[Eazy-E]
close the door little b____
I'm gettin' these draws.

[]
I'm a tell my daddy if ya a__ don't stop.

[Eazy-E]
I don't give a f___
I'm gettin' chrismas caught
ho ho ho and away I go.

[]
Oh Saint Nick got a d___ like a ho
well wheres this ????

[Eazy-E]
Shut the f___ up b____es
and go back to sleep.

[]
Yo black what you want for Christmas?
yo black I want a job
??? corn on the cob
but a n____ will eat them chicken, and
chitlens, watermelon, corn bread and some food
whos climbin' in my window
smokin' up indo
my carin' and high make a high know
[*A lot of mumblin'*]
Yo black what you want for Christmas?
yo black I want some cash
so I can buy some indo, some chronic and some hash.

[]
a rump pa pump pump
a rump pa pump pump

[Every One]
Merry m____fuckin' Chrismas
Merry m____fuckin' Chrismas
Merry m____fuckin' Chrismas
and have a f___ed up new year (x4)

[Eazy-E]
You b____!!

[Mother]
And they all went to prison
and lived f___ed up lives ever after
The End