Ferris wheels and b__per cars are fun
But those rides just arent for everyone
Bought my ticket ima have a run
In the maze (whoooo!)

If I dont come back or right away
Give me time at least a half a day
Dont just leave me lost and blown away
In the maze (whoooo!)

Hello ladies and gentlemen Im jeff nipple
And Im jimbo j__m
Welcome to the dark carnivals amazing maze
Over 5000 ways to get in, and no way out
Lets meet todays volunteer
This is rick
We like to call him rick the d___
d___face here is a wealthy entrepeneur
Who smacks his wife around
And buys his way in and out of everything
Lets see how mr. toughguy fairs up in the amazing maze

What up b____? Im violent j
Ill be your guide for today, k?
Good, got mad doors and mad floors
Hallways, crawlways, walls for nedens
Make a left just before you make a right
And your left should be to your right
If your lefts right, right?
Good, begin the show
Go on ahead boy and open up the first door

Welcome to a theatrical thriller
Meet jack doobie a serial killer
With a chainsaw, he takes your arm at the elbow
You get it back if you make it out though
f___ aint no use crying all day
You need to take your b____ a__ back down the hallway
You gotta be a man at least you learned
Everything you get in the maze youve earned

Keep runnin times a tickin on the clock
You might wanna tie that stump up with a sock
Turn right it might look the same
But you makin tracks through the room of thumbtacks

This really aint s___
About a million tacks and the room spins a bit
If you stay on your feet youll be okay
Oh let me get out of your way

Oh boy rick the d___ is in a bit of a jam there jeff
Thats right jimbo
He looks like a ragdoll flippin and spinnin like that
You can always witness spectacles truly amazing
Within the amazing maze
Lets see where else ricks adventures
Will lead the little d___wipe

Hahaha, so you got a few tacks in your b____
Pick em all out and head right back down the halls
Whats this? dead end, doors locked
Its a long way back, just knock

Oh shouldve turned around no doubt
Aint nuthin that we got to sit and argue about
Keep going make a left, right left
Now run straight ahead some more
Open up the door

Slide in the sheets, nice breeze
Relax ninja take it with ease
The maze is a place of magic
Many surprises, your d___ rises
Lay down expect the best
In comes your lover with a hairy chest
Hello s__y Im grim love
Let me have a look at your uhh milk dud

Aww s___ you fell for that
I aint gonna tell you got your hole ring tapped
All that dissin of the opposite s__
And look who just got they b___hole flexed

Wait! whats that?
The walls are closing in, f___ dat
Hurry run for your life
Ohh hell be alright

Hows that sit with you jimbo?
First he gets plugged with bullets
Then he gets his b___ plugged
I think hes a f___in idiot, jeff
I mean what kind of a__hole
Cant find his way out of this maze?
You gotta be a real d___buffer
To wind up here in the first place
Right you are jimbo
Lets watch the big d___ f___ up some more

Alrighty aint no need to fear
If theres a way out its gotta be near
Hey yo look a phone
You still got one good arm so its on
Can you hear? ahh tongue in your ear
Drop it the phones got a life of its own
Kiss me man hey come on

Slip down the slide go faster
Bed of nails, disaster
Quit screaming yo, hurry the f___ up and open the door

Woods, trees youre outside
Lots of places for creeps to hide
Watch your step, ahhhh, backdraft
Caught your foot and the ankles left
Creepin off with your stump
Feel something in the rump
Hollas, yeah they gonna get you
How does it feel b____ get the picture

Back indoors hey at last
Look at your family behind the glass
They look weird, theyre sayin something
Listen up, youve f___ed up, youve f___ed up
Oooh theyre laughin and theyre pointing at you
At least you know what theyre sayins true
Its one last door you made it home, or
Or what? once again its on

Ferris wheels and b__per cars are fun
But those rides just arent for everyone
Bought my ticket ima have a run
In the maze (whoooo!)
If I dont come back or right away (hey)
Hey man cut that s___
What the f___ man, happy friendly s___ man
f___ dat
Its supposed to be wicked in this b____ man
Turn that s___ off

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