Sou ARIBABA ni wa yonjuu nin
mono touzoku ga ita
dakedo MASUTAA
anta wa motto RAKKI
dare mo kanai wa shinai
sugoi PAWAA aka no KOONA
sousa PANCHI wa bakudan
Hora mite yo dokaan!
RANPU chotto kosuru dake da yo

Yessir-
goshujin-sama goyou wa nani
Hai gochuumon wo dozo
Okini mesu mama
yogoto resutoran de gouka na MENYUU
KAMON gochuumon wa nannari
Dozo anata no shimobe

Yessir
gokujou saikou saabisu
You're the Boss! Taisho!King!
Onozomi no mo no wo otemoto ni
doo bi doo baa baa
tatoe donna toki demo

Wahaha doudai
Wahaha sugoi darou
Wahaha Yeah yeah
Doobi doobi doo ba ba

konna koto dekirukai?
Konna koto dekiru?
Konna koto datte ocha no ko saisai da
chotto mite yo FU!
hora kawaiiko-chan

dakara aburakadabura
Akanbe!
Chotto ikisugya dame yo
b___amageru kedo honta sa!
tane mo shikake mo kanpeki
roudou kyouka mo motterai
maji na mahou tsukai daze

negai wa sotto hitokoto
mimi ni okikase wo
kami ni kaita nagai negai datte
tachimachi kanau
Haihoo

goshujin-sama hora negai wo dozo
watashi wa anata no kobun
saikou no otomodachi oyeah
gokigen na otomodachi hora
Mite mite
Your best friend!
Wahaha! Wahaha!
So gokigen na Best Friend

Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves
Scheherezad-ie had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves
You got a brand of magic never fails
You got some power in your corner now
Some heavy ammunition in your camp
You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how
See all you gotta do is rub that lamp
And I'll say

Mister Aladdin, sir
What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order
Jot it down
You ain't never had a friend like me
No no no

Life is your restaurant
And I'm your maitre d'
C'mon whisper what it is you want
You ain't never had a friend like me

Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service
You're the boss
The king, the shah
Say what you wish
It's yours! True dish
How about a little more Baklava?

Have some of column "A"
Try all of column "B"
I'm in the mood to help you dude
You ain't never had a friend like me

Can your friends do this?
Do your friends do that?
Do your friends pull this out their little hat?
Can your friends go, poof?
Well, looky here
Can your friends go, Abracadabra, let 'er rip
And then make the sucker disappear?

So doncha sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed
I'm here to answer all your midday prayers
You got me bona fide, certified
You got a genie for your chare d'affaires
I got a powerful urge to help you out
So what-cha wish? I really wanna know
You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt
Well, all you gotta do is rub like so - and oh

Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three
I'm on the job, you big nabob
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend like me
You ain't never had a friend like me, hah!

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