Your band does a good job at being boring
Thank you for not offending me
I'm sure when you're out of state touring
You'll putting the audience to sleep

It's customary for the band to complain
About the weather in every city
The singer says he's sorry that his throat is out tonight
But the crowd doesn't care because he is so pretty

You may say that we suck
You may be wrong
You may be right
But let me tell you something
All you real musicians
We didn't learn to suck over night.

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