Raise your glass
We have incorporated, place your bets
We're all so sick of waiting, queen takes jack
You got me this time, but I'll get you back
So pick a number

To all the ones who tried the most, was I supposed to
Cheer your efforts
Sorry that I chose so poorly, golly gee
Am I the poster girl

She's the kind of girl who looks for love in all the lonely places
The kind who comes to poker, pockets stuffed with kings and aces
She's the kind of girl who only asks you over when its raining
Just to make you lie there, catching water dripping from the ceiling

(Take that
Make it right)

Lift your hats
Off to the checkout girls with tattooed backs
They'd make an angel's skin crawl, if you ask
Them for a__istance
There's an even chance
You'll get a number

To all the girls at pearl, the surly boys who get to
Masticate them
I've a prize for each and every one of you, so just be patient

To all the ones that hated me the most, a toast, you really had me
Going for a second, I was nervous
Boy, am I the poster girl

(Take that
Make it right)

She's the kind of girl who gets her slings and arrows from the dumpster
The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
She's the kind of girl who leaves out condoms on the bedroom dresser
Just to make you jealous of the men she f___ed before you met her

(Take that
Make it right)

To all the ones that thought they knew me best, a test
To prove your prowess
Who was mine in '99, I want last names and current status

To all the ones that hated me the most, a toast, you really had me
Going for second, I was nervous
Boy, am I the poster girl
For some suburban sickness
Better keep a healthy distance
Now it's up to you, know what to do
It's pretty dirty business, oh

(Take that
Make it right)

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