Dildo Song Lyrics

What rolls down stairs?
Alone or in pairs?
And, makes a buzz-ity sound?
It's long - a s______ - a marvelous dong!
Everyone knows - it's d____!

What fits in a sock?
Feels better than c___?
And, unlike a man, it's slow
It vibrates a bit
Feels great on your c___
Everyone knows - it's d____!

It's d____! It's d____!
It's big - it's fleshy - it's ribbed
It's d____! It's d____!
Yes, that's right, it's ribbed

What fits in your crack?
Some even have sac's?
The p____ you don't have to blow
They're not just for gays
They use double-a's (AA's)
Everyone knows - it's d____!

A d____-dog. A d____-plane.
Many more vibrating toys
You turn the k___ - they buzz and throb
Feels great in girls and boys!

What makes you c__?
And, fits in your b__?
Some of them even can glow!
A d___! A d___! In marvelous pink!
Everyone knows - it's d____!

A long fleshy tube
Use oil-based lube
Not just for the neighbourhood ho's
For a Girl on the go
With no time for a beau
It makes for the perfect fellow

They're d____es! They're d____es!
The s__ toys that everyone likes!
They're d____es! They're d____es!
For gay men and even for d___s!

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