mister, listen
i tell you a story
about mrs. sodomie
weisswurst and glory
about heino, hitler and mercedes benz
and nothing i say does make any sence

but to tell you the truth
i'm no gentleman
and if you see me
you better run if you can
cause i'm always sweeting, balting and warting
i abuse little children in the kindergarten

i'm sauerkrautman from sauerkrautland
i'm ugly and mean
i'm a s__mashine
i did zock of fear
when i'm sitting here
in sauerkrautland called sauerkrautman
i'm sauerkrautman
i'm sauerkrautman
i'm sauerkrautman

i'm always verkrampft
i never get locker
i take everything serious
especially (the) soccer
and if germany's playing
and scoring a goal
i shout "deutschland deutschland over all!"

and of course
on summer holiday
i park my car on the motorway
i be hading bau for italy
hading for spain
again and again and again

i'm sauerkrautman from sauerkrautland
i'm ugly and mean
i'm a s__mashine
i did zock of fear
when i'm sitting here
in sauerkrautland called sauerkrautman
i'm sauerkrautman
i'm sauerkrautman
i'm sauerkrautman

i've got a leader
called helmut kohl
with 5 million comebacks
i'm the doul
he talks like a alien
looks like a bear
but he's so konservativ
he'll always be there

and if all enough
come to visit me
if they come to good old germany
don't worry i know what to do
i tell them back with the for two

i'm sauerkrautman from sauerkrautland
i'm ugly and mean
i'm a s__mashine
i did zock of fear
when i'm sitting here
in sauerkrautland called sauerkrautman
i'm sauerkrautman
i'm sauerkrautman
i'm sauerkrautman

it wasn''t me
who wants the war
but now i don't care any more
cause i saw my wife in bed with a farbigen
shouting germany's getting bigger and bigger

oh listen mister
i tell you a story
about mrs. sodomie
weisswurst and glory
about heino and hitler and mercedes benz
i'm sauerkrautman please give me a sence

i'm sauerkrautman from sauerkrautland
i'm ugly and mean
i'm a s__mashine
i did zock of fear
when i'm sitting here
in sauerkrautland called sauerkrautman
i'm sauerkrautman
i'm sauerkrautman
i'm sauerkrautman

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