Weird Al Yankovich With Legs Wide Open Lyrics

Well I just saw
Your b___s today
It seems my life
Is gonna change
I close my eyes
Begin to shake
As drips of c__
Stream down my pants

With legs wide open
Under my blanket
Welcome to my room
I'll show you everything
With legs wide open
With legs wide open

Well I don't know
If I'm ready
To be the man
I have to be
I take a breath
And i take off your clothes
We are naked
We're gonna copulate

With legs wide open
Under my blanket
Welcome to my bed
I'll show you everything
With legs wide open
With legs wide open

Now everyone is wet
I'll show you love
I'll show you everything
With legs wide open
With legs wide open

I'll show u everything
Oh yea
With legs wide open
Wide open

If I had just one wish
Only one demand
I hope you're not like me I hope you're agressive
Well we can shake this bed
Until it cracks in half
And we can throw our clothes
Right out the window

With legs wide open
Under my blanket
Welcome to my room
I'll show you everything
With legs wide open
With legs wide open

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