Lee Evans Lee Evans - Philosophy On Lif Lyrics

Nobody ever tells you

that everything's going to be alright,

and nobody ever tells you

everything's going to be a-ok.

And the day that we arrive

yeah they slap your a__ and say you've got to survive,

and if only we knew that from that day

until the day we fade away.

You've got to move to your left,

you've got to move to your right,

you've got to be a moving target is my philosophy on life.

You've got to get through it

you've got to fight for every bit you're in,

shark-infested waters

and life is a piece of s___.

That's all there is to it.

Everyone knows how hard it can be

to make your way in this world today,

and everyone knows how hard it can be

so we just do our best,

but it doesn't matter anyway

yeah, 'cos when you're old and you're going grey

the company out of progress will sack you just like the rest.

You've got to move to your left,

you've got to move to your right,

you've got to be a moving target is my philosophy on life.

You've got to get through it

you've got to fight for every bit you're in,

shark-infested waters

and life is a piece of s___.

That's all there is to it.

And maybe times when you're on your own

and you're unsure what all the fight was for,

there maybe times when you're all alone

and the road ahead seems so long.

And if you should stumble

yes, and if you should fall,

and there is no one to lean upon

to help you stand, to carry on.

You've got to move to your left,

you've got to move to your right,

you've got to be a moving' target is my philosophy on life.

You've got to get through it

you've got to get through every bit you're in,

shark-infested waters

and life, whoa... is a piece of s___.

Suicide - Live in Scotland

Took a bottle of sleeping pills...
nothing really happened, not until...
I felt slightly unstable; after looking at the label
they were my wife's hormone-replacement pills
and my voice went up a semitone...
and now you can call me Joan
and I've lost half a stone.

I'm happy go lucky
things come easy to me
and it's gettin' me down
I just wanna be six feet under the ground.

I jumped from a bridge...
but what I did not envisage...
as I neared the ground, there was a tightening sound
I caught my braces on the side of the f___ing bridge
and I shot back up and down again twice...
it was fantastic, I felt revitalised
it was probably the best time I'd had in all my f___ing life.

Oh yes I'm happy go lucky
things come easy to me
and it's gettin' me down
I just wanna be six feet under ground.

I tried cuttin' me wrists...
I tried but I missed...
I caught myself somewhere else instead, in fact right between my legs
and now I go and see a gynaecologist...
and they tried to stitch it back on
but they stitched it all wrong
now it points in a funny direction

no straight up!

I'm happy go lucky
why do things come easy to me
and it's gettin' me down
I just wanna be under the ground
and it won't be long
soon as I finish... this... song.

Happy go lucky yeah yeah yeah
Why do things come easy to me
oh... it's gettin' me down
just wanna be under the ground yeah...
yeah... she's gettin' me down
I just wanna be under the ground yeah yeah yeah
yeah...

Fool - Different Planet Tour

I'm adequately exceptional
I'm graduately professional
at being mentally deficient.

I'm as shrewd as a sap
with an astute, mental gap
occasionally I can be consistant.

I'm a fool, I'm a flop, I'm a failure
but you should never judge a book, by it's COLOUR
because there's a heart that beats inside of me.

I'm an educational intellect
quite exceptional in fact, perfect
at being the remedial class, brim-less dunce

I'm a success, at losing
I'm obvious when, confusing
I'm always asked for my opinion... once.

So I'm a fool, I'm a flop, I'm a failure
but you should never judge a book, by it's cover
because there's a heart that beats inside of me.

I'm a popular hit with the in-crowd
a regular wit to be with and loud
I'm a busy active unsociable recluse

I'm an irresistable... reject
with a forbidible... defect
s__ually I'm a celibate, not in use.

I'm a fool, I'm a flop, I'm a failure
but you should never judge a book, by it's cover
because there's a heart that beats inside of me,
a heart that beats inside of me,
a heart that beats inside of... me

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