Hey, guys, can I get a ride?
Hey, guys, can I come inside?

Have you met our friend Minnow?
Got a beak, just like a crow
When he lies, you see it grow
Just like Pinnocchio
His real name is C. Fred
The best thing since sliced bread
Atleast that's what Minnow said
Minnow said
Minnow said

Hey, guys, I'll make varsity
Hey, guys, just you wait and see

He'll make the team, but never play
Why can't he just go away?
Everyone, join in and say
Everyone knows Minnow's gay
He is super gay
He is really gay
He is incredibly gay
Minnow's gay
Minnow's gay

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