Hey Look at me
I just bought a new flat screen T.V.
It boosts the biggest, flattest picture that you ever could see
And I love my green tea
and my banzai tree
And movies made by Ang Lee that I watch in my Hybrid that gets 35 mpg

I love the Asian race
They are the smartest people in the whole world
Even though they give up new born girls
I love how they made sake
and don't you just love chicken teriyaki
So I'm askin' now aren't Asians great

Sushi, egg roll
Sushi me

They always make something new
like the robot that can put on your shoe
Karaoke and Connie Chung
and kung fu
They built a great big wall but in their pants they're kinda small
Plus Buddha and Hello Kitty to

They play ping pong
They hit on lots of gongs
they do wonders with the automobile
but they ain't good behind the wheel
Some of them are commies
But they are really good with origami
So lets watch some Puffy Yami

The technology is so great
They've gotta the Harajuku and Yami
Waiting for you is lots of wasabi
They do wonders for the American world
with Play Station and the Nintendo
Bill Gates is not a contender
Fore he can't put up with the Asian splendor

If I could be one race
The Asians are the choice that I choose
And I could be an Asian girl
Forever, perfectly with pleasure
Tell boy now aren't Asians great?

Samurai swords are sweet
they've got wraps for their feet
clogs and robes down to the ground
Lucy Liu and Mortal Kombat
And who could forget about wonton and those crunchy things to?
Aren't Asians great

Fire b____, dragons
Ninjas, a__assins
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon
If I could be a race
The Asian race

And I love my green tea
and my banzai tree
And movies made by Ang Lee that I watch in my Hybrid that gets 35 mpg

If I could escape
And re-create a place as my own world
And I could be your favorite girl
Forever, perfectly together
And tell me boy, now wouldn't that be sweet?

If I could be one race
The Asians are the choice that I choose
And I could be an Asian girl
Forever, perfectly with pleasure
Tell boy now aren't Asians great?

Sake, Spring roll
Spicy, crunchy
Bobby Lee, Lucy Lui
Ang Lee, Sushi
The Hybrid, Ozone Safety
Play Station, Nintendo

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