Weird Al Yankovic He's Gump Lyrics

Gump sat alone on a bench in the park.
My name is Forrest, he'd casually remark.
Waitin' for the bus with his hands in his pockets,
He just kept sayin' life is like a box of chocolates

He's Gump
He's Gump
What's in his head?
He's Gump
He's Gump
He's Gump
Is he inbred?

Gump was a big celebrity.
He told JFK that he really had to pee.
He never feels too dumb because
His mom always told him stupid is as stupid does

He's Gump
He's Gump
He's kinda square.
He's Gump
He's Gump
He's Gump
What's with that hair?

Run... run... run, run, now Forrest
Run... run... run like the wind now
Run... run... run, run, now Forrest
Run... stop!

His buddy Bubba was a shrimp-lovin' man
His friend with no legs he'd call Lieutenant Dan
His girlfriend Jenny was kind of a s___
Went to the White House, showed LBJ his b___

He's Gump
He's Gump
He's not too bright
He's Gump
He's Gump
He's Gump
But he's all right

Is this Gump out of his head?
I think so
Is this Gump really braindead?
I think so
Did this Gump make lots of bread?
I think so
And that's all I have to say about that

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