I saw Jesus and the Devil and they were sitting in a tree.
Blasphemy! No! A-S-S-H-O-L-E. L-I-C-K-I-N-G.
Amen! Jesus and the Devil are exactly the same thing.
They mean s___ to me.
I'll believe it when I see it.

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