Tripod: Lai-lai lai lai lai lai lai lai,
Lai lai-lai lai,
Lai lai-lai lai!
Lai-lai lai lai lai lai lai lai,
Lai lai-lai lai,
Lai lai-lai lai!

Scod: There's a girl,
We see each other every day,
But I... I'm too shy,
And I can't even bring myself to say,

Gatesy: "Hello, how are you today?
Lovely weather, by the way,
If I was with you, I'd be happy to pay!"

Gatesy: Oh, for dinner, not... oh, f___!

Scod: She's so cute,
She's got a little b___on head.
And I try to be cool,
But then I just trip over and nearly spew.

Gatesy: I just can't find a way to,

Yon: Ooo-aah-ooo...

Gatesy: Let her know that I'll be true,

Yon: Ooo-aah-ooo...

Gatesy: So I know what I must do...

Yon: Ooo-aah-ooo...

Tripod: I'm gonna win the Rock Eisteddfod,
That's how I'm gonna win her hand.
I'm gonna win the Rock Eisteddfod,
And I'm a thirty-eight-year-old man.

Gatesy: Yeah!

Tripod: When I've won the Rock Eisteddfod,
She won't leave me on the shelf.
I'm gonna win the Rock Eisteddfod,
Win the Rock Eisteddfod by myself,
With no-one else,
On stage by myself.

Scod: My thematic concept,
Will be a post-apocalyptic nightmare.
Made of cardboard boxes,
And foil taped to my stack hat.

Tripod: She'll be impressed!

Tripod: And my costume will be the best,
When the curtain rises, I'll be dressed,
In fluoro bike shorts and a fur vest.

Yon and Gatesy: I can see it now,
We'll be the toast of Highpoint.
She'll fall in love,
With my mix of funky dance moves,
And school spirit.

Tripod: And she'll finally let me near it,
I'm a master of my art,
That's the way I'll win her heart...

Scod: ... for my school.

Tripod: I'm gonna win the Rock Eisteddfod,
That's how I'm gonna win her hand.
I'm gonna win the Rock Eisteddfod,
And I'm a thirty-eight-year-old man.

When I've won the Rock Eisteddfod,
She won't leave me on the shelf.
I'm gonna win the Rock Eisteddfod,
Win the Rock Eisteddfod by myself.

Gatesy: Dancing!

Yon and Scod: And as for music, I'll only choose it,
If it's got a serious environmental message.

Gatesy: I'll start with "Hungry... like the wolf",

Tripod: And then, "It's Raining... Men".

Scod: I hope it works,
I hope she falls in love with me.
My backup plan,
Is to leave these rookie amateurs behind.

And I'll really blow her mind,

Tripod: And I'll build my Jazz Ballet rep,
I'll go the logical next step...

Gatesy and Scod: I'm gonna win the Eurovision,
Be a star and make her see.
Singing in a foreign language,

Yon: (Operatic) Maybe then she'll understand me.

Tripod: When I've won the Eurovision,
She won't leave me on the shelf.
I'm gonna win the Eurovision,
Then I finally won't be by myself.
Row boats by myself,
On see-saws by myself,
Eating two ice-creams by myself...

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