And if you think that you could do better
She's got some pretty wise sage advice for you if you'd let her
'Cause she's been keeping tabs on all the things that you do
And she's been keeping close eye on you

And she'll let you know
We never go in the heat of competition
Tell me everything you know about the human condition
And wave to the meter maids who are doing their job
And they're calling the cops 'cause they're fake do-gooders
Makin' [indecipherable]

And when you smile that's a gene I never got
And the way your hair stays in place, I should be jealous but I'm not
I just go right back where I think I should be
You said that's all right with me

'Cause I tell you when
We never go in the heat of competition
Tell me everything you know about the human condition
And wave to the meter maids who are doing their job
And they're calling the cops 'cause they're fake do-gooders
Makin' [indecipherable]

Ba ba ba da ba da ba da ba
Ba ba ba da ba da ba da ba...

We'll let you know
We never go in the heat of competition
Tell me everything you know about the human condition
And wave to the meter maids who are doing their job
And they're calling the cops 'cause they're fake do-gooders
Makin' [indecipherable]

We never go in the heat of competition
Tell me everything you know about the human condition
And wave to the meter maids who are doing their job
And they're calling the cops 'cause they're fake do-gooders
Makin' [indecipherable]

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