Adam Kay & Suman Biswas The Drugs Song Lyrics

There's aspirin, adrenaline and also aminophylline
amphetamine, adenosine, augmentin and rifampicin, amoxicillin, penicillin, heparin and warfarin, and oestrogen, progesterone and Canasten and chloroquine...

There's bendroflumethiazide and also cyclophosamide, and metoclopromide acetazolamide, tropicamide, loperamide, amiloride and cyclizine and furosemide, and if you're up the duff then you'd best avoid thalidamide.

There's lithium, fluoxetine and also amitryptiline, paroxetine, digoxin, GTN and azathioprine, miconazole, atenolol and also chloramphenicol, and if you want to overdose there's always paracetamol.

There's Night Nurse and theres phenytoin and Zirtek and diazepam, and lithium, temazepam, midazolam, clonazepam, testosterone, aldosterone and valium and insulin and lignicaine and Piriton and Ventolin and Ritalin.

There's cefuroxime, cefotaxime, cefalexin, cefadrin, and metronidazole and ketoconazole, trimethoprim, erythromycin, gentomycin, macrolide, nifedipine, and Actifed and Sudafed and Calpol with no sugar in.

There's phenylzine and hyoscine, ranitidine, cimetidine, potassium and calcium and every kind of vitamin, and pethidine and methodone and speed cocaine and heroin, and cannabis and prozac, morphine, alcohol and nicotine.

You must remember all these drugs, the names of which you've learned from me...or f___ 'em all and get a job in orthopaedic surgery...

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