Eminem 19 My Dads Gone Crazy Lyrics

Hailie: Daddy what are you doing?
Eminem and Hailie: Okay then! Everybody listen up!
Eminem: I'm goin' to hell! Who's comin' with me???!
Hailie: Somebody please help him! I think my dad's gone crazy...

Verse 1
There's no mountain I can't climb, there's no tower too high, no plane that I can't learn how to fly what do I gotta do to get through to you, to show you there ain't nothin' I can't take this chainsaw to? f___in' brains, brawn and brass b____, I cut'em off, and got'em pickled and bronzed in a glass jar inside of a hall with my framed autographed sunglasses with Elton John's name on my GLAAD wall, I'm out the closet, I've been lyin' my a__ off All this time me and Dre been f___in' with hats off (Suck it, Marshall). So tell Laura and her husband to back off before I push this m____fuckin' b___on and blast off and launch one at these Russians and that's all blow every f___in' thing except Afghanistan on the map off. When will it stop? When will I knock the c___ off? Hailie, tell 'em baby,( My Dad's Lost It!!)

There's really nothin' else to say, I... I can't explain it I think my dad's gone crazy A little help from Hailie Jade, won't you tell 'em baby I think my dad's gone crazy There's nothin' you could do or say that could ever change me think my dad's gone crazy here's no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie I think my dad's gone crazy

Verse 2
It's like my mother always told me, rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana and codeine and goddammit you little m____fucker if you ain't got nuthin' nice to say then don't say nuthin'.. uh, f___ that s___ b____ eat a m____fuckin' d___, chew on a p____ and lick a million m____fuckin' c___s per second, I'd rather put out a m____fuckin' gospel record I'd rather be a p____ whipped b____, eat p____, and have p____ lips glued to my face with a c___ ring in my nose then quit bringin' my flows quit givin' me my ammo. Can't you see why I'm so mean? If y'all leave me alone this wouldn't be my M.O. I wouldn't have to go, eenee, meenee, meini, mo, catch a h___ by his toe, man I don't know no more am I the only f___in' one who's normal any more? Dad...

Verse 3
My songs can make you cry, take you by surprise at the same time, can make you dry your eyes with the same rhyme see what you're seein' is a genius at work, which to me isn't work, so it's easy to misinterpret it at first cus when I speak, it's tongue-in-cheek, I'd yank my f___in' teeth before I'd ever bite my tongue I'd slice my gums, get struck by f___in' lightning twice at once and die and come back as Vanilla Ice's son and walk around the rest of my life spit on, and kicked and hit with s___ everytime I sung like R. Kelly as soon as "b__p and Grind" comes on. More pain inside of my brain than the eyes of a little girl inside of a plane aimed at the World Trade, standin' on Ronnie's grave, screamin' at the sky, till clouds gather, it's Clyde Mathers and Bonnie Jade and that's pretty much the gist of it, the parents are p___ed but the kids love it. 9 millimeter heater stashed in 2 seaters with meat cleavers I don't blame you, I wouldn't let Hailie listen to me neither...

Hailie:
Crazy
Ha Ha Ha
You're Funny Daddy!

There's really nothin' else to say, I... I can't explain it I think my dad's gone crazy A little help from Hailie Jade, won't you tell 'em baby I think my dad's gone crazy There's nothin' you could do or say that could ever change me I think my dad's gone crazy There's no one on earth that can save me, not even Hailie I think my dad's gone crazy

Verse 2
It's like my mother always told me, rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana rana and codeine and/ goddammit you little m____fucker if you ain't got nuthin' nice to say then don't say nuthin' ..uh, f___ that s___ b____ eat a m____fuckin' d___, chew on a p____ and lick a million m____fuckin' c___s per second, I'd rather put out a m____fuckin' gospel record I'd rather be a p____ whipped b____, eat p____, and have p____ lips glued to my face with a c___ ring in my nose then quit bringin' my flows quit givin' me my ammo. Can't you see why I'm so mean? If y'all leave me alone this wouldn't be my M.O. I wouldn't have to go, eenee, meenee, meini, mo, catch a h___ by his toe, man I don't know no more/am I the only f___in' one who's normal any more? Dad...

Hailie:
Crazy
Ha Ha Ha
You're Funny Daddy!