M = Micky;
D = Davy,
CR = Control Room (Tommy Boyce)

[M: Now?]

[CR: Just a minute...]

[M: You know my girl...Now?]

[CR: Jus'...]

[Now!]

[M: Now?]

You know my girl just called me up,
And she woke me from my sleep,

[D: *SNORE]

[M: ...You should...]

You should have heard the things she said,You know she hurt my feelings deep.

I'm gonna buy me a dog

[D: A dog?]

[M: A dog!]

[D: Why?]

[M: Why?]

'Cause I need a friend now,

[D: Babe, you need all the friends you can get, I'm telling you]

I'm gonna buy me a dog,My girl, my girl, don't love me no how.

[M: Don't ruin my song, man, it's the only song I have!]

[D: It was already ruined before it was wrote!]

[M: Uh, where's the verse...]

She used to bring me my, my newspaper,

[M: Here it is...]

[D: You don't even know where it's at]

'Cause she knew where it was at,She used to keep me so contented,But, I can teach a dog to do that.

I'm gonna buy me a dog,

[D: You couldn't teach a dog to do that, you can only train elephants]

'Cause I need a friend, now,

[D: I need a friend, now...]

[M: Now!]

[D: Yeah!]

I'm gonna buy me a dog,

[D: A dog. Here, Rover, Fido, Spot...]

[M: A dog. Here boy!]

My girl, my girl, don't love me no how.

(M: One]

[D: Two]

[M: Three]

[D: Four-Six-Eight-Nine]

[M: 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-Hike!]

[D: Hike?]

[M: Hike!]

[D: I was late on that one...]

[M: Oh, yeah...]

[D: I just got back from Africa, y'know?I was playing cards with the natives...]

[M: Oh! Zulus?]

[D: No, I usually won, ha-ha]

[M: Gee...I wish I had a glass of water...]

[D: Why, are you thirsty?]

[M: No, I want to see if my neck leaks...]

[M: I'd buy a raccoon, but, John already has one...]

[D: 35 bucks!]

[M: Where...where do I come in?]

[CR: Get ready...]

[M: ...Get ready...Ah!)

I'm gonna buy me a dog,

[D: Dog...]

[M: A dog...Hmmm...]

[D: Yeah...]

'Cause I need a friend, now,

[D: Yeah-yeah]

[M: Yeah, boop-boop, sh-bop-bop, ram-a-lam]

I'm gonna buy me a dog,

[CR: Try the next verse again...]

[M: What?]

My girl, my girl don't love me no how.

(M: How]

[D: Now brown cow...]

[M: How now, brown cow...I think I'm gonna buy me a dog, yessir!I'm gonna buy me a dog!If I was looking for a word to describe what I'm gonna buy,I think dog would be the word.]

[D: Would it...would it be dog?]

[M: It would be dog..]

[D: Definitely dog...]

[M: It would come springing from my lips...dog...]

[D: Springing from...let's get out of here, c'mon...]

[M: Boing! Boing! Boing! It would be springing from my..]

[D: Is that it, Tommy? Can you turn it off, please? Can someone open the door and let us out?They're coming to take us away, ha-ha, hee-hee, ho-ho...fade out....Sheesh!!!!

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